12 days of xmas

[sionnachdhu]

On the first day of christmas my true love sent to me
a nice bucket of yellow pee

On the second day of christmas my true love sent to me
a good hard shag for free

On the third day of christmas my true love sent to me
a nymphomaniac on a fucking spree

On the fourth day of christmas my true love sent to me
a nice pot of shit and piss tea

On the fifth day of christmas my true love sent to me
a partridge in a pear tree shitting on me

On the sixth day of christmas my true love sent to me
up my arse a spring like Zebedee

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
a politician who could with common sense agree?

On the eighth day of christmas my true love sent to me
to a tasty cunt a chastity belt key

On the ninth day of christmas my true love sent to me
a statement from Bush that believable could be?

On the tenth day of christmas my true love sent to me
on my cock's end to shag a howling Banshee

On the eleventh day of christmas my true love sent to me
dangleberries dripping from a bum tree

On the twelth day of christmas my true love sent to me
in my groin her very angry knee!