twinkle twinkle

[sionnachdhu]

Twinkle, twinkle little bar
get me blind drunk pissed
so I fall under a car
or hit head on wall if missed

up above the world so high
like a whisky bottle you with me ply
rat arsed I now lie like pig in a sty
head spinning, can I fly?

So twinkle, twinkle little bar
crawling home pissed always seems far
arriving head first at the door
vomit spewed all o'er the floor

So to end and conclude
I eat dirty sandwich as food
so drunk am I, methinks it's good
next day shitty buttocks spray so lewd.........