Wow, just a spanking?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I put money in sangembrasse's expired parking meter (14 points). In February sam_storyteller and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In July I turned orwell_fic in for farting in church (3 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, tw_babiez (-5000 points). In April I gave glitterandlube a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3972 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Sionell8