"Is your last name Gillete?"
"No. Why?"
"Cause you're the best a man can get."
"What?"
In my defense, when he asked about my last name, all I was thinking was great, who do I look like now? Cause apparently, it's very exciting to tell me all about how I look just like this girl you know/knew from whenver and what a great person she was, but there are days when I just don't have the ambition to fake interest. This was one of those days.
Also, I swear the boy is stoned every time he's in the store, so I really don't pay that much attention to anything he ever says anyway.
Have I mentioned I'm a bitch?
In other news, apparently my car has sprung a leak. I went to get in the car today, and there is a literal puddle on the floor behind the driver's seat. I'm assuming it's from the window where the deer slammed into it last winter, but I don't think that it was leaking before now. I haven't even paid the brakes off yet!
"Cause you're the best a man can get."
"What?"
In my defense, when he asked about my last name, all I was thinking was great, who do I look like now? Cause apparently, it's very exciting to tell me all about how I look just like this girl you know/knew from whenver and what a great person she was, but there are days when I just don't have the ambition to fake interest. This was one of those days.
Also, I swear the boy is stoned every time he's in the store, so I really don't pay that much attention to anything he ever says anyway.
Have I mentioned I'm a bitch?
In other news, apparently my car has sprung a leak. I went to get in the car today, and there is a literal puddle on the floor behind the driver's seat. I'm assuming it's from the window where the deer slammed into it last winter, but I don't think that it was leaking before now. I haven't even paid the brakes off yet!