Misanthopy Grows Ever Deeper.
Im often told im too 'grave' looking. My standard facial expression seems to be a frown, which explains why ive had lines on my forehead since i was a teenager. Ive filled out since i was younger too and the combo of my height, 'grave' expression, size, generally scruffy appearance and the shaved head are the only things i can think of that would explain why noones ever tried to steal shit from me on the street before.
But last night i was whistling...
The dude who pinched my phone initially seemed to be taking exception to my whistling, and as i approached he asked 'Wot ya fockin whistlin for?' i pulled an earphone out and said 'Music, im whistling along to it'. 'But its the middle of the bloody night maite, right dont want any trouble, gimme yer phone...'
If my appearance is normally a deterrent to would be thieves, cos i either dont look worth robbing or indeed seem meaner than i really am, then maybe whistling along to a Combichrist track betrayed those appearances.
Reading thru various blogs and twitter doobies, its interesting to see that most Australians i know referred to Australia Day as 'Invasion Day' this year. Quite right too i suppose. Over here in the UK i admit tho, im getting really fucking sick and tired of the racial debate. Almost every White person i know over here assumed the dude i was mugged by was Black. Every Black person i know over here assumed they were either White, or Middle Eastern.
WHO GIVES A FUCK?!
Thieving cunts with chibbies are thieving cunts even if they are Orion fucking slave girl coloured. (thats 'green' for those of you who failed Star Trek 101... oh and she's being played by Diora Baird in the upcoming Trek film, niiice choice bruv!)
I got a new simcard and fired up the N73 i found in the street a few weeks back. Bastard of a thing to use. You could pilot a 1960's NASA landing module with it, but sending a text takes twice as long... It has internet, so i looked at big natural boobies on the bus ride home. But as you'd expect, big natural boobies don't look any good on unnaturally small screens.
After numerous pictures from beneath Paris, here's three from above, atop St Sulpice Church.
But last night i was whistling...
The dude who pinched my phone initially seemed to be taking exception to my whistling, and as i approached he asked 'Wot ya fockin whistlin for?' i pulled an earphone out and said 'Music, im whistling along to it'. 'But its the middle of the bloody night maite, right dont want any trouble, gimme yer phone...'
If my appearance is normally a deterrent to would be thieves, cos i either dont look worth robbing or indeed seem meaner than i really am, then maybe whistling along to a Combichrist track betrayed those appearances.
Reading thru various blogs and twitter doobies, its interesting to see that most Australians i know referred to Australia Day as 'Invasion Day' this year. Quite right too i suppose. Over here in the UK i admit tho, im getting really fucking sick and tired of the racial debate. Almost every White person i know over here assumed the dude i was mugged by was Black. Every Black person i know over here assumed they were either White, or Middle Eastern.
WHO GIVES A FUCK?!
Thieving cunts with chibbies are thieving cunts even if they are Orion fucking slave girl coloured. (thats 'green' for those of you who failed Star Trek 101... oh and she's being played by Diora Baird in the upcoming Trek film, niiice choice bruv!)
I got a new simcard and fired up the N73 i found in the street a few weeks back. Bastard of a thing to use. You could pilot a 1960's NASA landing module with it, but sending a text takes twice as long... It has internet, so i looked at big natural boobies on the bus ride home. But as you'd expect, big natural boobies don't look any good on unnaturally small screens.
After numerous pictures from beneath Paris, here's three from above, atop St Sulpice Church.
