Awa' n Biel yir Hied.
Shit broke from hacking up wads of cash for the greedy fucker real estate agent, when i first moved into this house i had to buy bedding. ASDA Home to the rescue. A single bed duvet (im not going with 'doona' or 'downie' ok, so keep yer Aussie n Scots slang to yerselves) for 6 pounds! Great! Cept it turned out to be a tad small, feet stickin out the end kinda small, and worse, it wasnt heavy enough... thick enough yes, but it 'floated' rather than sinking over me.
Weeks later, with temps hitting Zero (hah, theres a funny in-joke for ya!) i went back to ASDA Home n bought a King Sized for 9 pound... upon getting into bed that night i discovered i dont sleep well when the duvet is big enough that i can get lost in it. If i didnt get lost in it then it'd end up falling off the bed. It was keeping me warm, but drowning me at the same time.
Then i absent mindedly folded it in half longways and climbed into the middle... like sleeping in a sandwich, with the duvet both above and below. Holy shit... most comfy night ive ever had. :ike sleeping on a cloud.
While in Birmingham, we went through a drain known as The Baptiser. It contains a section where the tunnel dives suddenly, into water thats just short of being deep enough to breach hip waders. Well, just short of English hip waders, made of rubber... not Canadian cheapies made of plastic. This below is the point where the near frozen waters filled my Canadian Tire specials to the brim.
Relevant to this is the below video. Its an SJW overload. Typically the rude bastard cant help being vulgar and using bad language :D
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSIE!!! XOXOX
Weeks later, with temps hitting Zero (hah, theres a funny in-joke for ya!) i went back to ASDA Home n bought a King Sized for 9 pound... upon getting into bed that night i discovered i dont sleep well when the duvet is big enough that i can get lost in it. If i didnt get lost in it then it'd end up falling off the bed. It was keeping me warm, but drowning me at the same time.
Then i absent mindedly folded it in half longways and climbed into the middle... like sleeping in a sandwich, with the duvet both above and below. Holy shit... most comfy night ive ever had. :ike sleeping on a cloud.
While in Birmingham, we went through a drain known as The Baptiser. It contains a section where the tunnel dives suddenly, into water thats just short of being deep enough to breach hip waders. Well, just short of English hip waders, made of rubber... not Canadian cheapies made of plastic. This below is the point where the near frozen waters filled my Canadian Tire specials to the brim.
Relevant to this is the below video. Its an SJW overload. Typically the rude bastard cant help being vulgar and using bad language :D
You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSIE!!! XOXOX