Sounding Like A Cheap Bastard.
Drain Party tomorrow! Im off in an hour to set the chamber up with candles n decorations. After tomorrow evening ill be back to being Mister Fuckin Doesnt Like Christmas Thank You Very Much.
I was in need of a English manhole lifter, till i realised that i can make one out of a double bladed mortise key. Ive got an Aussie lifter here, but it would be like trying to put a paddle-pop stick up a flea's bum.
I found a Nokia N73 smartphone on the pavement a few weeks back. Its still sitting on my desk as i find its interface very annoying and 70% of its functions are not of any use to me. I thought it amusing at the time, i removed the simcard n deleted the 50 odd images of some big black dude smoking a joint from it... Its the 7th phone ive found on the streets. Today i was walking along Wood Green High Street getting exasperated by the Christmas crowds. So i just put my head down n barged on through. I also just put my head down n spotted two £20 notes lying on the pavement. My sudden snatching of them wasnt even registered by the thralling masses. In only mention this cos £20 equates to $87AUD, n will really help given im not gunna be employed for the next two weeks and to point out that theres a lot to be said for staring at the pavement when you walk.
Below is a video of SJW down The Fleet. It starts with an encounter with a gormless Thames Water employee who couldnt quote The Mighty Boosh to save himself...
I was in need of a English manhole lifter, till i realised that i can make one out of a double bladed mortise key. Ive got an Aussie lifter here, but it would be like trying to put a paddle-pop stick up a flea's bum.
I found a Nokia N73 smartphone on the pavement a few weeks back. Its still sitting on my desk as i find its interface very annoying and 70% of its functions are not of any use to me. I thought it amusing at the time, i removed the simcard n deleted the 50 odd images of some big black dude smoking a joint from it... Its the 7th phone ive found on the streets. Today i was walking along Wood Green High Street getting exasperated by the Christmas crowds. So i just put my head down n barged on through. I also just put my head down n spotted two £20 notes lying on the pavement. My sudden snatching of them wasnt even registered by the thralling masses. In only mention this cos £20 equates to $87AUD, n will really help given im not gunna be employed for the next two weeks and to point out that theres a lot to be said for staring at the pavement when you walk.
Below is a video of SJW down The Fleet. It starts with an encounter with a gormless Thames Water employee who couldnt quote The Mighty Boosh to save himself...
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