Fleshy Launchramps.
My bicycle is now comfortably installed a good kilometre up inside a Sydney drain, chained to the manhole shaft rungs.
I just shaved my head. It hurt, seems i turned the voltage on the clippers up too high.
Here iam in a short Bankstown drain, that some deemed well suited to drying out their clothes. The surrounding canals and tunnels were heavily littered with syringes.
Meh. The rest of this post is about .
In the two years ive been back in Australia ive tried to quieten down on my fascination with large mammary glands. I dont talk about boobs as much anymore (i dont, honestly!), having become aware that not everyone likes to talk about them (hah!). This will likely be the last breast related post for a while.
The general consensus amongst most people i know, both male and female, regarding breast shape, seems to be that the ideal bust shape involves the breasts passing the pencil test.
The idea behind the pencil test is, that if you pass it, your boobs arent on the sag. I dont give a flying fuck if they sag! All these breast plebs trying to tell an aficionado like me... (hah!)
No folks, you got it all wrong. Its all about areola and nipple placement. Look back at the masters of renaissance art, at playboy mags from the 1960's... The 'ideal' breast shape involves the nipples sitting halfway up, and facing diagonally upwards.
These, amongst us aficionados, lol, are called SKIJUMP TITS, or if you like, 'two and eleven o'clockers'. (cos when viewed in profile they point to 2 or 11 on a clock face.)
This shape, known amongst fashion designers and anatomist as the 'teardrop' (why?) is the classic breast shape, before breast implants came along and warped the public ideals into that horrible uniform round blob form.
The wonderful thing about the Skijump, is that it looks best with some sag. The sag gives lower hemispherical volume and in fact points the nipple higher. It's also a more commonly encountered shape in most women.
So stuff as many pencils in yer underhang as you like, there can also be as much orange peeling and stretch mark scarring, it doesnt matter, its what direction your standing at attention to that counts :P
Some examples. Twenty of them... Clicky!
I just shaved my head. It hurt, seems i turned the voltage on the clippers up too high.
Here iam in a short Bankstown drain, that some deemed well suited to drying out their clothes. The surrounding canals and tunnels were heavily littered with syringes.
Meh. The rest of this post is about .
In the two years ive been back in Australia ive tried to quieten down on my fascination with large mammary glands. I dont talk about boobs as much anymore (i dont, honestly!), having become aware that not everyone likes to talk about them (hah!). This will likely be the last breast related post for a while.
The general consensus amongst most people i know, both male and female, regarding breast shape, seems to be that the ideal bust shape involves the breasts passing the pencil test.
The idea behind the pencil test is, that if you pass it, your boobs arent on the sag. I dont give a flying fuck if they sag! All these breast plebs trying to tell an aficionado like me... (hah!)
No folks, you got it all wrong. Its all about areola and nipple placement. Look back at the masters of renaissance art, at playboy mags from the 1960's... The 'ideal' breast shape involves the nipples sitting halfway up, and facing diagonally upwards.
These, amongst us aficionados, lol, are called SKIJUMP TITS, or if you like, 'two and eleven o'clockers'. (cos when viewed in profile they point to 2 or 11 on a clock face.)
This shape, known amongst fashion designers and anatomist as the 'teardrop' (why?) is the classic breast shape, before breast implants came along and warped the public ideals into that horrible uniform round blob form.
The wonderful thing about the Skijump, is that it looks best with some sag. The sag gives lower hemispherical volume and in fact points the nipple higher. It's also a more commonly encountered shape in most women.
So stuff as many pencils in yer underhang as you like, there can also be as much orange peeling and stretch mark scarring, it doesnt matter, its what direction your standing at attention to that counts :P
Some examples. Twenty of them... Clicky!
