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AA.) My toenails are painted 5 different colours, with the spectrum reversed between feet. I cant imagine what possessed Ruth to want to do this to me, but whatever it was she channel-charmed me into letting her do it.
A.) I stepped on a large shard of glass in my bare feet the other day. Upon removing the 2 cm fucker, claret poured out of my heel like water from a crack in Warragamba and quickly formed a pool on the floor. I knotted two socks together n wrapped them round my ankle then realised there was a very nice photograph reflected in the blood. If it turns out goodah, ill post it.
B.) I need a haircut. Badly.
C.) I was 20 minutes late for work this morning as despite getting to Central for 6am, a huge altercation broke out between 16 transit cops and 4 drunk fucks. If the real cops had been there they prolly woulda shot the bastards, dragged their corpses out onto the platform and have been done with it. Rather, the transit cops pussyfooted around for 20 minutes while the train sat at the platform, before finally pulling batons and laying into the selfish cunts.
D.) Newbies expo went well last night, despite the rain. 25-30 ppl showed up n we hauled arse thru The Rator, which has become so dilapitated in the last 3 years. There was a good 20 of the group whom id never seen before. More nerds for the fire.
DD.) The Torana is nearly complete. I was down in Penshurt yesterday replacing fuel lines, installing the glove box, drilling holes for the chrome and carby fuel block etc. I wanna try n get it on the road before Clannies, which is March 30. Im hoping the Auto Electrician and Panel Beaters arent gunna cost too much cos ill be pushing it financially to get everything done by the end of next month. AND HOLY SHIIIIT! I just did an online quote for a CTP Greenslip. Hoo-ray for being over the age of 25 (last time i got one i was 23), cos its only gonna cost $580 as opposed to the under 25 price, which was $960. Third Party is down by $100 and Rego is up by $20... grand estimated total: $1290.
E.) Given that Balmain and indeed Pyrmont just lay down n died the day 40 different real estate developers marched into town n built 10000 extra townhouses and apartments along the shores of their peninsula's, its great to read (in the Telegraph) that Catherine Hill Bay, a small coastal mining village that played host to numerous Cave Clan expos back in 2003 (thanks to multiple abandoned collieries and mines) has taken a very strong stance against the property developers who've bought all the old collieries, since demolished them and now want to build condo blocks and townhouses around all the 80 year old miners houses that line the little bay town. A census went out and it was found that only 3% of the towns residents were in support of having their hamlet invaded by wankers in Kompressors and Porsche Cayenne's. They plan to put Frank Sartor thru the meat grinder if they can.
I hope they succeed.
F.) Drain Of The Week will be returning soon.
G.) Combichrist are touring Australia. Like Apoptygma Berserk, they can suck me sideways.
H.) I pulled a muscle in my back.
J.) Why is there no 'I' cup?
A.) I stepped on a large shard of glass in my bare feet the other day. Upon removing the 2 cm fucker, claret poured out of my heel like water from a crack in Warragamba and quickly formed a pool on the floor. I knotted two socks together n wrapped them round my ankle then realised there was a very nice photograph reflected in the blood. If it turns out goodah, ill post it.
B.) I need a haircut. Badly.
C.) I was 20 minutes late for work this morning as despite getting to Central for 6am, a huge altercation broke out between 16 transit cops and 4 drunk fucks. If the real cops had been there they prolly woulda shot the bastards, dragged their corpses out onto the platform and have been done with it. Rather, the transit cops pussyfooted around for 20 minutes while the train sat at the platform, before finally pulling batons and laying into the selfish cunts.
D.) Newbies expo went well last night, despite the rain. 25-30 ppl showed up n we hauled arse thru The Rator, which has become so dilapitated in the last 3 years. There was a good 20 of the group whom id never seen before. More nerds for the fire.
DD.) The Torana is nearly complete. I was down in Penshurt yesterday replacing fuel lines, installing the glove box, drilling holes for the chrome and carby fuel block etc. I wanna try n get it on the road before Clannies, which is March 30. Im hoping the Auto Electrician and Panel Beaters arent gunna cost too much cos ill be pushing it financially to get everything done by the end of next month. AND HOLY SHIIIIT! I just did an online quote for a CTP Greenslip. Hoo-ray for being over the age of 25 (last time i got one i was 23), cos its only gonna cost $580 as opposed to the under 25 price, which was $960. Third Party is down by $100 and Rego is up by $20... grand estimated total: $1290.
E.) Given that Balmain and indeed Pyrmont just lay down n died the day 40 different real estate developers marched into town n built 10000 extra townhouses and apartments along the shores of their peninsula's, its great to read (in the Telegraph) that Catherine Hill Bay, a small coastal mining village that played host to numerous Cave Clan expos back in 2003 (thanks to multiple abandoned collieries and mines) has taken a very strong stance against the property developers who've bought all the old collieries, since demolished them and now want to build condo blocks and townhouses around all the 80 year old miners houses that line the little bay town. A census went out and it was found that only 3% of the towns residents were in support of having their hamlet invaded by wankers in Kompressors and Porsche Cayenne's. They plan to put Frank Sartor thru the meat grinder if they can.
I hope they succeed.
F.) Drain Of The Week will be returning soon.
G.) Combichrist are touring Australia. Like Apoptygma Berserk, they can suck me sideways.
H.) I pulled a muscle in my back.
J.) Why is there no 'I' cup?