THAT CAKE MAN ITS GOT THE BEETUS
Tonight I went to Asaka with Jan after watching some Kurau Phantom Memory. Lmfao we kept pointing out how manry Kurau looked.
At Asaka I got some grilled salmon and James recruited Jan and I into going out to play paintball with him and a bunch of other people next weekend. I'm so stoked! I've always wanted to play paintball >:o
In response Jan and I recruited him into going to Metro with us. Jan then mentioned her brother, also named James, might go to and I made the realization that IT WOULD BE 5 J'S AND AN N.
I CAN'T WIN YOU GUYS OH MY GOD.
We talked about many other things and I asked Jan if she had any finals on Thursday 'cause I would be decorating this big cake and I wanted to shove it off on some other family lmfaoksdjfn so we're going to do some cosplay work that day at her house and I'm going to bring the cake.
We were trying to think of things for me to write on it and in describing the cake (three layers of polish chocolate cake with chocolate ganache in between the layers with chocolate buttercream frosting) and joked about how it could get you diabetes and brilliantly the words to put on my cake became apparent.
Congrats on your Beetus!
LMFAOskjdfnkjn I AM SERIOUSLY GOING TO DO IT I CAN'T NOT DO IT NOW.
Then on the way to taking Jan home we drove under this overpass and saw off to the side where there's like this big family of Jews playing with a soccer ball like right near the street?!?!?
We both just kinda looked as I drove by and I started laughing going "WHAT ARE THEY DOING PLAYING UNDER THE OVERPASS WHAT THE HELL?!??!"
Here is an illustration:
THEY HAD CHILDREN WITH THEM AND EVERYTHING I WAS JUST SO AMUSED AND IN WONDER AT THEIR DECISION TO PLAY BALL NEAR SUCH A BUSY AND DANGEROUS AREA AT LIKE 9 O'CLOCK AT NIGHT WHEN IT'S SO DARK OUT WHAT WHERE THEY DOING!??!
Jan and I were like laughing so bad the rest of the ride to her house it was just so silly? We passed like another group of four guys all decked out in their hats and nice dress shirts and I just started lolling all over again.
Then I was like "MAN THIS IS JUST AS FUNNY AS MY BEETUS CAKE"
And we both died I seriously couldn't breathe.
And if any of you know me in real life... When I laugh so much that I start becoming asthmatic?
That shit is funny.
And I swear if any of you yell at me saying I'm being racist or what not I DON'T MEAN ANY OFFENSE OR ANYTHING THIS SITUATION WAS JUST SO ODD AND FUNNY I MEAN COME ON.
It was an entire family kicking a ball under a busy highway underpass at like 9 at night.
IT WAS JUST MORE HILARIOUS BECAUSE THEY ARE DRESSED SO NICE.
If it had been some ghetto kids I would have sped up 'cause who knows what they'd really be kicking around.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa.
beetus.
At Asaka I got some grilled salmon and James recruited Jan and I into going out to play paintball with him and a bunch of other people next weekend. I'm so stoked! I've always wanted to play paintball >:o
In response Jan and I recruited him into going to Metro with us. Jan then mentioned her brother, also named James, might go to and I made the realization that IT WOULD BE 5 J'S AND AN N.
I CAN'T WIN YOU GUYS OH MY GOD.
We talked about many other things and I asked Jan if she had any finals on Thursday 'cause I would be decorating this big cake and I wanted to shove it off on some other family lmfaoksdjfn so we're going to do some cosplay work that day at her house and I'm going to bring the cake.
We were trying to think of things for me to write on it and in describing the cake (three layers of polish chocolate cake with chocolate ganache in between the layers with chocolate buttercream frosting) and joked about how it could get you diabetes and brilliantly the words to put on my cake became apparent.
Congrats on your Beetus!
LMFAOskjdfnkjn I AM SERIOUSLY GOING TO DO IT I CAN'T NOT DO IT NOW.
Then on the way to taking Jan home we drove under this overpass and saw off to the side where there's like this big family of Jews playing with a soccer ball like right near the street?!?!?
We both just kinda looked as I drove by and I started laughing going "WHAT ARE THEY DOING PLAYING UNDER THE OVERPASS WHAT THE HELL?!??!"
Here is an illustration:
THEY HAD CHILDREN WITH THEM AND EVERYTHING I WAS JUST SO AMUSED AND IN WONDER AT THEIR DECISION TO PLAY BALL NEAR SUCH A BUSY AND DANGEROUS AREA AT LIKE 9 O'CLOCK AT NIGHT WHEN IT'S SO DARK OUT WHAT WHERE THEY DOING!??!
Jan and I were like laughing so bad the rest of the ride to her house it was just so silly? We passed like another group of four guys all decked out in their hats and nice dress shirts and I just started lolling all over again.
Then I was like "MAN THIS IS JUST AS FUNNY AS MY BEETUS CAKE"
And we both died I seriously couldn't breathe.
And if any of you know me in real life... When I laugh so much that I start becoming asthmatic?
That shit is funny.
And I swear if any of you yell at me saying I'm being racist or what not I DON'T MEAN ANY OFFENSE OR ANYTHING THIS SITUATION WAS JUST SO ODD AND FUNNY I MEAN COME ON.
It was an entire family kicking a ball under a busy highway underpass at like 9 at night.
IT WAS JUST MORE HILARIOUS BECAUSE THEY ARE DRESSED SO NICE.
If it had been some ghetto kids I would have sped up 'cause who knows what they'd really be kicking around.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa.
beetus.