Words to Live By..
Words of Wisdom (or Unwisdom haha)
"It is best to be a goldfish watching Goldifinger until the world is not enough.."
"Two mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first one gave up and just floated. The second one went on struggling but to no avail. It takes more than a mouse's effort to turn cream into butter anyway. In the end, the baker saw the two mice, took them out of the bucket and killed them. The cream? Ummm.. remember the cake you ate on your last birthday? ...."
"I believe in the deepest darkest corners of my heart that diapers don't really keep babies dry."
"You could destroy two stones with one bird."
"King-Kong, Ping-Pong and Kang-Kong are relatives. Surname: Ong."
"Infinity is two circles put together side by side."
"I know who you are. You are (your name)."
"If someone throws a stone at you, throw him back some bread. and NEVER forget to throw the toaster too so the bread won't be cold."
"People with big heads don't wear small caps."
"Why do birds suddenly appear? Everytime I'm in the Zoo?"
"It's fun to eat in the classroom when it is illegal."
"The lions are not the kings of the jungle. Tarzan is.. haha"
"When your battery is low, use a charger."
"Two cats won't fit in one bag, but still don't let the cats out of the bag."
"When you're scared, stop looking at the mirror."
"The boat was sinking halfway through its trip to jerusalem. But the captain was busy attending a children's party."
... to be continued...
"It is best to be a goldfish watching Goldifinger until the world is not enough.."
"Two mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first one gave up and just floated. The second one went on struggling but to no avail. It takes more than a mouse's effort to turn cream into butter anyway. In the end, the baker saw the two mice, took them out of the bucket and killed them. The cream? Ummm.. remember the cake you ate on your last birthday? ...."
"I believe in the deepest darkest corners of my heart that diapers don't really keep babies dry."
"You could destroy two stones with one bird."
"King-Kong, Ping-Pong and Kang-Kong are relatives. Surname: Ong."
"Infinity is two circles put together side by side."
"I know who you are. You are (your name)."
"If someone throws a stone at you, throw him back some bread. and NEVER forget to throw the toaster too so the bread won't be cold."
"People with big heads don't wear small caps."
"Why do birds suddenly appear? Everytime I'm in the Zoo?"
"It's fun to eat in the classroom when it is illegal."
"The lions are not the kings of the jungle. Tarzan is.. haha"
"When your battery is low, use a charger."
"Two cats won't fit in one bag, but still don't let the cats out of the bag."
"When you're scared, stop looking at the mirror."
"The boat was sinking halfway through its trip to jerusalem. But the captain was busy attending a children's party."
... to be continued...