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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I set muse's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I bought porn for p_jonesindayurt (10 points). Last Sunday I gave eternalfarewell a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for fourstrongwinds (-10 points). In October I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-716 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
siobhanjw