"YOU NEVER LOVED ME LIKE YOU SAID YOU DID."

Mar 11, 2007 20:07

ode to customers:

"why..
are you so stupid?
can you not read signs?
are you that illiterate?

may i apologize if our coupons were written in chinese.
let it be know to you now:
we don't give a fuck about you."

at one point i had to go in the back room and vent for a minute to christine about the amount of fucking retarded customers i had to deal with. its like they think they can make up their own rules as far as the prices, specials or coupons they have.
hey dumb bitch, youre not a goddess ok? you cant always get your way.
one fucking pair (a stupid mom and her equally-as-smart offspring) couldnt understand the coupon they had after i explained it over 7 fucking times and then after i rang them up, they freaked out and i had to do their return. i wanted to give them papercuts on their eyes.
people are such assholes
and so cheap
and fucking annoying.
some people are nice.
but you only remember the jerkoffs at the end of the day.
like the bitch wexler lady. or the woman yesterday who completely freaked out about even smelling lotion. i dont get it. if you dont want to be bothered by us, then get the fuck out of our store. we're not trying to get you to buy something because we make commission or give a shit about you, we're doing it because its our job and we get in trouble if we dont act happy and pretend we want to help you pick out a giftset for your bitch of a daughter.

ok
/rant.

im getting behind on my project.
shit.

oh and ps: i think i ought to just make you a list of grievances..
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