Spank me, baby!
Poor Jesse...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, marshekel (-5000 points). In April I gave damnedmole a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In January I put money in danothemano00's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I helped slaptunga across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4998 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
sintastic
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, marshekel (-5000 points). In April I gave damnedmole a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In January I put money in danothemano00's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I helped slaptunga across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4998 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
sintastic