Shallow Grave...

Aug 23, 2013 23:21

Conversation inspired by this image.

This actually generated a fan-fiction idea...

My older brother and I were talking about the fridge-logic for Final Fantasy VII. They use materia for everything, so we figured that the Turks have to have Shallow Grave materia.
We also decided it was a summon materia...

Shallow Grave materia for summoning: It's very rare and it's not incredibly useful, but it does dig a gave quickly! Every Turk carries it...

Yeah, none of you want to know how hard I giggled after reaching that conclusion.

And everyone knows happy little fangirls write fan-fictions!

[A Little More Information on the Fan-fiction!]It promises to be a multi-chapter fic, told from Tseng's perspective. It's a spoof fic with no pairings at all... It just tells the story of the Shallow Grave Materia, with a lot of humor and a lot of pain/punishment for one particular Turk...

The chapter titles:
~ 01. Cissnei's Invention
~ 02. Rufus's Suit
~ 03. Rude's Date
~ 04. Vincent's Nap
~ 05. Elena's Revenge
~ 06. Tseng's Summons
~ 07. Epilogue: Reno's Job


Ever at your pleaure (and amusement),
~Sins~

PS: Please don't tell the people at SquareEnix... I don't want to have Shallow Grave materia used on me! lol

fanfiction, giggle, cissnei, shallow grave materia, ffvii, final fantasy, rude, materia, tseng, reno, elena, turks

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