My older brother and I were talking about the fridge-logic for Final Fantasy VII. They use materia for everything, so we figured that the Turks have to have Shallow Grave materia. We also decided it was a summon materia...
Shallow Grave materia for summoning: It's very rare and it's not incredibly useful, but it does dig a gave quickly! Every Turk carries it...
Yeah, none of you want to know how hard I giggled after reaching that conclusion.
And everyone knows happy little fangirls write fan-fictions!
[A Little More Information on the Fan-fiction!]It promises to be a multi-chapter fic, told from Tseng's perspective. It's a spoof fic with no pairings at all... It just tells the story of the Shallow Grave Materia, with a lot of humor and a lot of pain/punishment for one particular Turk...