Q-Tip in my DICKHOLE
So yeah, i have a cold. went to the clinic to get some meds. i had some questions about HIV testing. the doc took me in a room with some teen specialist guy....he told me he can get me tested without my parents finding out. it's really hard to do that in a military community.
I said,"When?"
He said," NOW!"
I said,"NOW?"
he said,"YEah, when else....drop your pants...."
"HUH"
"YOu can't pull it out thru your pants.....pull you pants all the way down. i'm gonna stick THIS...in your penis. it's called'RODDING.' It's gonna burn a little...but you can take it."
"I'M GONNA FAINT."
so then i ran to the bathroom...wet my face...drank some water...sat on the toilet. after about 10 minutes i went back in the room.
dropped my pants....then this guy grabbed my dick....AND PUT ABOUT 2 INCHES OF THIS QTIP THINGY IN MY DICKHOLE.....then he TWISTED IT AROUND....
all i could so is scream,"SHIT...MUTHA FUCKA...JEZZZ....TAKE IT OUT!" lol
that bitch BURNED! that was the worst 10 seconds of my life. all the time,"Beat It" was playing on the radio. my dick STILL hurts...never thought i'd lose my virginity in THAT hole!
so, i sat in his office few like 20 minutes trying to gather myself...thinking,"there was a qtip....in my dickhole!"
so then i went to the other room to get my HIV tes. LORD....He pulled out all of this stuff...the tubs...and shit...and then the NEEDLE....I said,"I CAN'T DO THIS NOW...I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST...I'M GONNA FAINT."
i'm a punk bitch...I KNOW lol
so i went home...ate some food...took a nap....for 3 hours LOL...went back to the clinic.
it didn't hurt to get the HIV testing. but i got REALLY dizzy....almost fainted fa real this time. then they got a WHEELCHAIR...and rushed me down the hall with ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WATCHING....I WAS SO EMBARRASSED!
so then i was put in a room to lay down for a while....and went home
THAT'S WAS MY FIRST TIME GETTING TESTED....AND HOPEFULLY THAT LAST lol
I said,"When?"
He said," NOW!"
I said,"NOW?"
he said,"YEah, when else....drop your pants...."
"HUH"
"YOu can't pull it out thru your pants.....pull you pants all the way down. i'm gonna stick THIS...in your penis. it's called'RODDING.' It's gonna burn a little...but you can take it."
"I'M GONNA FAINT."
so then i ran to the bathroom...wet my face...drank some water...sat on the toilet. after about 10 minutes i went back in the room.
dropped my pants....then this guy grabbed my dick....AND PUT ABOUT 2 INCHES OF THIS QTIP THINGY IN MY DICKHOLE.....then he TWISTED IT AROUND....
all i could so is scream,"SHIT...MUTHA FUCKA...JEZZZ....TAKE IT OUT!" lol
that bitch BURNED! that was the worst 10 seconds of my life. all the time,"Beat It" was playing on the radio. my dick STILL hurts...never thought i'd lose my virginity in THAT hole!
so, i sat in his office few like 20 minutes trying to gather myself...thinking,"there was a qtip....in my dickhole!"
so then i went to the other room to get my HIV tes. LORD....He pulled out all of this stuff...the tubs...and shit...and then the NEEDLE....I said,"I CAN'T DO THIS NOW...I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST...I'M GONNA FAINT."
i'm a punk bitch...I KNOW lol
so i went home...ate some food...took a nap....for 3 hours LOL...went back to the clinic.
it didn't hurt to get the HIV testing. but i got REALLY dizzy....almost fainted fa real this time. then they got a WHEELCHAIR...and rushed me down the hall with ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WATCHING....I WAS SO EMBARRASSED!
so then i was put in a room to lay down for a while....and went home
THAT'S WAS MY FIRST TIME GETTING TESTED....AND HOPEFULLY THAT LAST lol