How are you belching resonantly enough to be heard over my music? How?

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There is an intern at my part time job. He has been assigned to the cubicle next to mine. He belches quietly but with great vibrato approximately every fifteen minutes. He slurps his tea (probably the source of the belching! quit aspirating your liquids!). He occasionally breaks into reedy-voiced singing. Also he has a lot of loud telephone

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Tumblr name: whyisithot. Bam. MOSS and I had a long conversation about whether or not I was going to reblog poop-eating pictures, with the ultimate decision that I would link them, not reblog them. Because seriously, when they pop up on my tumblr feed, I am like "WURRRRGHUGHRRNGH," and I should have that kind of thing on my Tumblr. (It's gotten to the point where MOSS knows if one of them has popped up -- I have a couple of poop-focused blogs on my feed -- because he hears my instinctive horrified disgust noise.)

College girls pooping dot com was surprisingly tasteful! Like, I could sort of get it, from that angle? The poops were firm, and somehow that is the deciding factor for me. Firm poops, okay, I can sort of get why that's sexy. One of the blogs I follow has mostly diarrhea-esque poop-eating, though, and OH GOD THE HORROR. That's the one that usually gets me making the horrified disgust noise. Apparently society trained me really well in that taboo!

Mostly I just want spy stories, because I love them. I need to watch Alias at some point, because I feel like that's where Jennifer Garner was best used: as a sexy wig-wearing spy. My crush on Anna Espinosa can be seen from space (if it is not eclipsed by the sheer volume of other people's nerd crushes on her), so that part I am already on board with.