How are you belching resonantly enough to be heard over my music? How?

[sinsense]

There is an intern at my part time job. He has been assigned to the cubicle next to mine. He belches quietly but with great vibrato approximately every fifteen minutes. He slurps his tea (probably the source of the belching! quit aspirating your liquids!). He occasionally breaks into reedy-voiced singing. Also he has a lot of loud telephone

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[sinsense]

...ohmygod. Write it. That would be so delicious. What pairing? And fuck it, you can make it happen. It's all about tense looks and Derek alpha-maling at the person until they SNAP and then he goes all mewly and oh good lord that is a good story idea. Basically it wouldn't have to be canon-compliant at all (which is sort of how TW fandom rolls, as far as I can tell). Just Derek stalking around all broody (canon) and then posturing (canon) until someone shoves his face into a pillow (should be canon).

AND THEN THE SECOND STORY IDEA. My secret weakness lately has been Loki stories, because I really like the character -- not least because FUCK YOU ODIN, FEEL MORE ABOUT YOUR POOR FROST GIANT SON (I have so many feels about Thor, it was everything you promised and more) -- and I love the ones that get across how he is simultaneously both the guy that has gotten shit on since birth AND a massive douchehat. Also stories that get across how hot Thor and Loki are together, because, um. Whatever, ADOPTED brother, it doesn't count?

[elfiepike]

Or Stiles/Derek/Lydia, where Stiles holds him down while Lydia calls him names. \o/

omg ♥______________♥

[sinsense]

I am a sick sad herd-follower, so I LOVE Derek/Stiles, but I agree totally that the verbal side would not really be Stiles' bag. All of this is to say: Stiles/Derek/Lydia, YES PLEASE, oh god that would be so hot. And, like, the idea that Derek could get out of it if he wanted to, but he doesn't want to, because he just doesn't want to be the alpha sometimes, and OH GOD WRITE IT.

Mostly I want to pay another more talented, more prolific writer to do them.
Story of my life.

[why_me_why_not]

Those two Avengers story ideas are possibly a couple of the greatest ever and I want them. So, y'know, if you ever DO write them, you have an audience, lol.