Avoidance chronicle.

[sinsense]

Today, while at work, I planned my trip to Washington D.C. I also researched jello wrestling opportunities. There's lesbian jello wrestling in D.C., but it's not while I'm there -- I may have to make a second trip

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[apiphile]

Speaking of Tumblr, do you ever do that thing where you find one good porn image on a blog and then you plough through 58 pages of pictures of people pooping on Barbie dolls in extreme close-up* because you are ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that if you quit before the end then you will miss a goldmine of further images? And then you just end up having spent several hours scrolling past pictures of Mattel figurines with shit on them at first in disgust and then in general boredom and by the end of it you start noticing repeated images and you realise you have just assimilated some knowledge which you never, ever, ever wanted to have and that it is ALL YOUR OWN FAULT.

*No this is actually a thing.

[sinsense]

YES. YES I DO THAT THING. Oh god. And! At a certain point I start RE-VISITING those blogs, because now I feel like I have a profound knowledge of the Tumblr owner as a person, and so I am weirdly attached to their fixation on "anal orgasms." My brain thinks that because I have that knowledge, now I need to exercise it or whatever. It's bizarre.

Also thanks ever so much for getting me to google shit on Mattel figurines. Because it's your fault, obviously, and not my own impossible curiosity.

[apiphile]

OIDVHDASIOUAOUHCAC Oh lord I do that with this one Tumblr that occasionally has porn I like on it but more often just caters to the individual's love of latex body suits, dirty jocks, lyric, and shoe-sniffing and I just god help me I find it STRANGELY ADORABLE. Why. Whyyyyyy. Also there was the most hysterically funny Cowboy With A Massive Boner And Handlebar Moustache picture which I think I emailed to almost everyone I know. How do people communicate without ludicrous porn?

... Whoops.

[belle_noiseuse]

oh god. oh god. oh god. I googled and it took me to College Girls Pooping (warning: exactly what it sounds like). INTERNET.

[sinsense]

WHY DID I CLICK THAT. SOMEONE ARREST ME.

God, I love the internet so much. It's a goddamn festering pit of gloriousness.

(My spellcheck suggests that gloriousness should be: laboriousness, lugubriousness, censoriousness, or gregariousness. Yes, spellcheck. You are correct on all counts.)