Avoidance chronicle.

[sinsense]

Today, while at work, I planned my trip to Washington D.C. I also researched jello wrestling opportunities. There's lesbian jello wrestling in D.C., but it's not while I'm there -- I may have to make a second trip

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[carolinecrane]

I have never been happier not to understand how to work Tumblr.

Also, I think the stoned guy should wear a bowtie while he reads Wallace Stevens. Just a suggestion.

[sinsense]

I have no idea what you're talking about, man, Tumblr is just chock-full of amazingly horrible porn. Who wouldn't want to work that? :D? :D?

There are definitely days where MOSS tells me I have to get off Tumblr. Usually those are days when he looks over and sees me perusing a photowall of feet. Foot fetishists: also interesting.

Also your bowtie suggestion is GOLD. Maybe also a natty vest! Although maybe a natty poncho would be more useful for the guy. Now that I think of it, I should probably get the Wallace Stevens laminated.

[carolinecrane]

I was just sitting here reading terrible, awful Harry/Draco 'Harry is a Veela' fic and thinking about how AO3 is ruining my life and someone needs to take away my access to it. I think if I ever figured out how to work Tumblr I actually would never get anything done again ever. And then I'd get fired, so I guess I'd have a lot of free time for Tumblr.

PS: Definitely a poncho. Or a drug rug. Do they still call them that? God, my youth was so very long ago.

[sinsense]

I have put a perma-ban on Tumblr at work, to be honest, because that way lies unemployment for sure. I am thinking I should probably put a ban on LJ, too.

I have never heard them called a drug rug, except now I am totally going to call ponchos that everywhere always. That is amazing! (I was also a seriously unhip kid, so I wouldn't have heard it, to be fair.)

[carolinecrane]

This is what we called a drug rug when I was in college, though I was in Arizona at the time, and I believe the name stemmed from the college boys who bought them while they were across the border buying cheap drugs:

[sinsense]

That's exactly the kind of garment I was thinking of! I used to adore those when I was a teenager. They sold them down the shore, and I definitely owned one and felt very hip in it. (Thinking back, I looked like a little stoner nerdboy when I was a kid.)

My work has a lot of sites banned, but not LJ, which is weird. I don't feel too badly for going on it on most days, because my work ethic is moderately good. Today I've been an utter delinquent, though.

(Also, for my job, I had to look up variations on "how diarrhea works," "wine as medication," and "justifications for oral sex being sex." And I have NO DOUBTS that the things library patrons come up with are way worse.)