How can a fistfight be romantic? (primer)

[sinsense]

Requested by algernon_mouse, written on the fly in a ridiculously slapdash manner. Please call me on any inconsistencies or errors!

Comments

[zillahseye]

AWWW hi the Used! Hi Brian!

[sinsense]

They totally say hi back! They're in your mom's closet, trying on her clothes! Brian is shaking his head in consternation! Ahaha.

[zillahseye]

As if Brian is weak-nerved enough to be thrown off by men in closets.

[sinsense]

Indeed no, that was not my intention at all! He's more upset that they'll get your mother's nice clothes all dirty. Don't make him come in there, guys. He already has enough skirts!

[zillahseye]

Ahahaha. I don't think my mother owns a skirt! But I appreciate his concern.

Are you going to be on AIM or gmail or anything anytime soon?

[sinsense]

No, I have to read Royall Tyler's The Contrast and pretend not to check my email. Nnnngh.

[zillahseye]

Oh good! Then while you're there we can pretend we're not talking.