I wrote
gigantic a story about
Joe, Jared Leto, Care Bears, and Patrick in her comments. This is a major danger of having me on your friendslist; if you say "woe, I need stories and/or porn," you will undoubtedly get something incredibly random and badly characterized in your inbox. Depending on my current levels of insomnia, of course.
Today my plan is to work assiduously on my Yuletide, which is currently halfway done (if I rush it and make it less interesting than I want to) at 2,200 words. What the hell, why me, et cetera. I have the feeling I can finish it today, though. Which is good, since it's due on the 19th.
If you friended me recently, I've more than likely friended you back. Since most of my posts are friendslocked, you can take the opportunity to scout around and see if you want me on your friendslist. I'm definitely not a frequent fandom participant. When I do, it will be posted publicly. I really, really won't take offense if you defriend me. At worst, I will call up
hetrez and say, "waaaah, am I made of fail? do I smell like cheese?" and she will say "yes. Ooh! I just saw a pretty bird," and I will say, "but. Hm. What kind of bird?"