::hearts you:: 1. I love so much that it could go either way. I personally like the versions where Patrick, in a mad fit of frustration, finally throws Pete up against a wall and. Well, teaches him a lesson. (Which is really just how, if you work at it for years, annoying Patrick has a fantastic payoff, but.) 2. Oh, well. I mean. A version of Frankentstein, set in the far future? Wherein Patrick is the mad scientist, scorned by the acada-web, who creates a pop monster? It could happen. And Pete is made up of Patrick's favorite bits of various celebrities from the historical archives (of genetic material). ONLY, in spite of the wit (of Clark Grant, and oops, there's a bit of the gay in there from him too), the tiny, perfect form (of Greta Garbo), the delicate frappucino skin (of Erik Estrada), and the pleasing features (of an ancient Hawaaian queen), Pete is kind of a dork. And instead of taking the Fifth Interstellar Dominion by cyber-storm, he makes poor Patrick fall in love with him. And then the peasants storm the castle. 3. Pete, of course, as hahaitsreallyme. But also Joe gets stoned and writes horrible het Mary Sues on the pit of voles. He doesn't have an lj of course, but he'd be darthfret. And also maybe Spencer writes multi-chapter, brilliant Harlequin stories about himself and Jon, and mean stories about Pete Wentz being the devil. wilybutcute. 4. They were all embarrassed except Brendon, who took tons of pictures and tried to get Pete to promise to wear the rose vest. 5. Um. Hideously tacky, run away! But amusing if in another room on camera-phone.
And then the peasants storm the castle. I am ending every story I ever write like this. The end. Seriously.
And re: your number 1, I am expanding the spanking story so that that is basically the plot point. (Note singular usage: plot is for losers!) It makes sense!
Dude, I just wrote "Franken*t*stein" in your journal. And "Hawa*a*ian". That is so sad. Maybe skipping dinner was a bad plan. I need food, or my body is going to revolt and I'm going to wake up naked with fur in my mouth. Also, yay spanking! Which, my inner eight-year-old just doesn't understand how I could say that. But nevertheless. ::goes hunting::
1. I love so much that it could go either way. I personally like the versions where Patrick, in a mad fit of frustration, finally throws Pete up against a wall and. Well, teaches him a lesson. (Which is really just how, if you work at it for years, annoying Patrick has a fantastic payoff, but.)
2. Oh, well. I mean. A version of Frankentstein, set in the far future? Wherein Patrick is the mad scientist, scorned by the acada-web, who creates a pop monster? It could happen. And Pete is made up of Patrick's favorite bits of various celebrities from the historical archives (of genetic material). ONLY, in spite of the wit (of Clark Grant, and oops, there's a bit of the gay in there from him too), the tiny, perfect form (of Greta Garbo), the delicate frappucino skin (of Erik Estrada), and the pleasing features (of an ancient Hawaaian queen), Pete is kind of a dork. And instead of taking the Fifth Interstellar Dominion by cyber-storm, he makes poor Patrick fall in love with him. And then the peasants storm the castle.
3. Pete, of course, as hahaitsreallyme. But also Joe gets stoned and writes horrible het Mary Sues on the pit of voles. He doesn't have an lj of course, but he'd be darthfret. And also maybe Spencer writes multi-chapter, brilliant Harlequin stories about himself and Jon, and mean stories about Pete Wentz being the devil. wilybutcute.
4. They were all embarrassed except Brendon, who took tons of pictures and tried to get Pete to promise to wear the rose vest.
5. Um. Hideously tacky, run away! But amusing if in another room on camera-phone.
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I am ending every story I ever write like this. The end. Seriously.
And re: your number 1, I am expanding the spanking story so that that is basically the plot point. (Note singular usage: plot is for losers!) It makes sense!
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Also, yay spanking!
Which, my inner eight-year-old just doesn't understand how I could say that. But nevertheless.
::goes hunting::
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