Accidental Voice Post
[Crashing noises]
Ed: So. There's this Greed guy. And he's sayin' that you know him...in a far more intimate way that I like, actually. Now, you should know, Envy, that I'm a very possessive person, aren't I?
Envy: Sounds awful lot like a threat, Ed. You should know that I don't follow commands. You're mine. Not the other way around.
Ed: Sounds like one because it actually is. I. Don't. Like. Sharing. I get it that I 'm yours but I'll be damned if it's not mutual.
[Fighting]
Ed: No! I am never letting you go, Envy, not without a fight!
[Sounds of a struggle]
Ed: Let me ask you some questions about the newest arrival. If you would choose between us, who would it be? Me or Greed?
Envy: Who the hell says I have to choose? You're both mine.
Ed: I'm not into sharing. Friends with benefits? I don't think so.
[A crash, more struggling]
Envy: Nothing so simple as that.
Ed: Then what, you asshole? Previous lover or no I am not sharing you with Greed.
[Sound of an alchemization]
Envy: You can't keep me here, Ed. Fuck your alchemy, I'll get out eventually. You don't get to decide whether or not I'll be seeing Greed. He's just as much mine as you are.
Ed: Watch me. I am a worse person than Pride and I will never let you leave. I may be yours but equivalent exchange, love. If you would remember that.
Envy: Alchemists and their 'equivalent exchange'. You're still on about that, even now? Equivalent exchange is just a bunch of idiots trying to make sense of the world. It's the god of alchemy. Religion and alchemy hate each other so much, isn't it amusing how much the same they are? Shall I tell you a secret? There's no such thing as equivalent exchange.
((OOC: Backdated entry, to the time of this log, from which it is taken.))
Ed: So. There's this Greed guy. And he's sayin' that you know him...in a far more intimate way that I like, actually. Now, you should know, Envy, that I'm a very possessive person, aren't I?
Envy: Sounds awful lot like a threat, Ed. You should know that I don't follow commands. You're mine. Not the other way around.
Ed: Sounds like one because it actually is. I. Don't. Like. Sharing. I get it that I 'm yours but I'll be damned if it's not mutual.
[Fighting]
Ed: No! I am never letting you go, Envy, not without a fight!
[Sounds of a struggle]
Ed: Let me ask you some questions about the newest arrival. If you would choose between us, who would it be? Me or Greed?
Envy: Who the hell says I have to choose? You're both mine.
Ed: I'm not into sharing. Friends with benefits? I don't think so.
[A crash, more struggling]
Envy: Nothing so simple as that.
Ed: Then what, you asshole? Previous lover or no I am not sharing you with Greed.
[Sound of an alchemization]
Envy: You can't keep me here, Ed. Fuck your alchemy, I'll get out eventually. You don't get to decide whether or not I'll be seeing Greed. He's just as much mine as you are.
Ed: Watch me. I am a worse person than Pride and I will never let you leave. I may be yours but equivalent exchange, love. If you would remember that.
Envy: Alchemists and their 'equivalent exchange'. You're still on about that, even now? Equivalent exchange is just a bunch of idiots trying to make sense of the world. It's the god of alchemy. Religion and alchemy hate each other so much, isn't it amusing how much the same they are? Shall I tell you a secret? There's no such thing as equivalent exchange.
((OOC: Backdated entry, to the time of this log, from which it is taken.))