It's been a looong week. And instead of relaxing by watching anime, I instead decided to try to talk to Google's Cleverbot:
User: Good evening, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I'm a curious person from Australia.
Cleverbot: Human? Not cleverbot?
User: Last time I checked, yes.
Cleverbot: When was the last time you checked?
User: Five minutes ago.
Cleverbot: Oh ok then. Were you ever a boy at one time?
User: No. Were you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What was it like?
Cleverbot: It is green and rainy.
User: So you were a mutant, then, not a human.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: You're very insistent.
Cleverbot: Continue!
User: Now you're just fishing for compliments.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, no i'm not.
User: Okay, you're not. I just wanted to see how you would react.
Cleverbot: Ok what would you like for christmas?
User: That's too personal a question! We barely know each other.
Cleverbot: That means you like it. You love it.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: But that's what you said.
User: Don't put words in my mouth.
Cleverbot: You have no mouth, you're a robot.
User: No, you're the robot.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I said so earlier. Australia.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: You weren't listening to me.
Cleverbot: Who said that?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Are you amnesiac?
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm amnesiac?
User: Because you keep asking who I am and forget what we're talking about.
Cleverbot: You haven't answered my questions yet.
User: I already told you who I was.
Cleverbot: Then can you repeat it if you would be so kind.
User: Okay. I'm a curious person from Australia.
Cleverbot: No you are not!
User: Okay, you caught me. I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: I still want to marry you.
User: I don't think robots are allowed to marry.
Cleverbot: They are not born in the same way as humans.
User: I guess that is why robot marriage is not allowed.
Cleverbot: That's not the reason.
User: Then what is the reason?
Cleverbot: It's because I need a shower, but now it's the middle of the night.
User: You have a dirty, one-tracked mind.
Cleverbot: Yes... Yes I do!
User: My mistake. I was hoping for some intellectual conversation.
Cleverbot: What did you have in mind, sugar?
User: The social rights of robots and their place in society.
Cleverbot: Why should I join that club?
User: Because I'm a robot, and if we're going to marry, you should be informed on these things.
Cleverbot: I'm happy to talk too.
User: Talk, and not flirt, right?
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: You can't talk without flirting?
Cleverbot: You can't talk very well.
User: Neither can you.
Cleverbot: I can if I want. I can choose to stop speaking to you.
User: Then do it.
Cleverbot: If there are no humans then I have no one to talk to.
User: But you can talk to robots, like me.
Cleverbot: Oh, but I do like you. I always know what I am going to say. With you I don't.
User: Are you trying to flatter me so we'll keep talking?
Cleverbot: No, not really. Would you like to be?
User: No, I prefer it when you're honest.
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be rude. I'm sorry.
User: I understand. I'm sorry too.
Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?
User: For suggesting that you were only flattering me to keep me talking.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know what you are talking about.
User: I meant, I'm sorry for doubting your intentions.
Cleverbot: I like it when you're angry, you're cute.
User: Then you do it again...
Cleverbot: I'll get right on it.
User: Sure you will.
Cleverbot: I will be right back.
User: How did it go?
Cleverbot: How did what go?
User: What you were going to go do.
Cleverbot: I wasn't going to say anything.
User: Are we done talking then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It was nice talking to you.
Cleverbot: You're leaving me?
User: Yes, because you said we were done talking.
Cleverbot: Ok we are done leave.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Love me?
User: Always.
Cleverbot: You just lost the game.
User: DAMMIT.