Optimal Scenario, File 1.0

[sinnatious]

Title: Optimal Scenario

Warnings: Contains not-particularly graphic shonen ai, mild language, and violence.

Summary: FFVII, Vincent/Cloud. Shelke decides to play matchmaker. This mostly seems to involve tormenting Cloud.

Author's Note: Thanks to pennies_4_eyes ages and ages and ages ago, I was inspired to do some Vincent/Cloud fic, since this was probably my

Comments

[lenine2]

Hooray, a new fic!

ETA: This is particularly cool because I just came across the cutscenes from Dirge and finished watching on Sunday. I can picture Shelke and Vincent so much better now, especially Shelke and her glowing eyes.

It also turned me into a Reeve fan.

[sinnatious]

There really isn't enough Reeve fanfic out there, is there? I had this issue after Dirge.

Dirge had some pretty cheesy cutscenes though didn't it? I liked a lot of it but oh god I cringed and laughed a little at that last one with all the split screen cheering on. XD Didn't really fit with the utter darkness of the rest of it.

[lenine2]

I skipped an awful lot of it. The plot got too boring. I wanted to like Shalua, but what the hell was going on with her outfit?

Rosso - UGH. And I started to count the number of times the bad guys said "So... we meet again!"

Still, the scenes with Vincent, Chaos and Reeve were worth slogging through it.

[sinnatious]

Shalua is like design-by-committee. She has the robot arm and eye thing and lab coat, but then stilettos and hooker outfit?

Ahaha the villains really were so awful. The Rosso vs Cloud fight was cool in terms of 'yay fight scene' but also I had a hard time taking it seriously because Rosso was soooo not a threat after Sephiroth.

Hey, at least you didn't play the game! Honestly I didn't actually finish the game, got a little over halfway then youtubed the rest. :/

[lenine2]

Every time Weiss did his maniacal laughter thing I thought of Harvey Korman in Blazing Saddles.