One day while working as an undertaker I am so going to get his body...
So after dancing to The Beatles and Denzal Sinclaire before getting kicked out of the class by Schroeder, who also told us the tragic tale of his malfunctioning dishwasher... Tea, Sadie and I were heading over to the local Shoppers Drugmart to get me some white makeup. We started talking.
Suddenly the conversation turned to John Mayer, anybody who doesn't know us will probably find us to be very disturbing and creepy stalkers of the man. (Personally, I'd rather stalk Johnny Depp... No offense Mayer but Tea would literally eat my face RAWR-style if I even thought of you as anything but a godly singer and quirky as hell guy that would so oddly fit in with our group. 'Cept for this one girl... She wants you to be a polygamist and thinks it will be pretty.) ...Actually, on second thought we kinda are.
Onto the actual conversation. The school's putting on the musical Oliver this year, we were discussing about the choreography and since Sadie and I are going to be dancing on a table we started talking about who would fall off during the actual show, (Sadie believes she will with the jokes Benn kept making.) then we got to how Sadie's mother would freak out. Then we started talking about Tea tripping over Megan and how John Mayer would come out of nowhere yelling, "Nooooooo! My future wife!," Sadie or Tea had the best one though... He would be in whatever country at the time and suddenly say, "Ow! What is this pain in my heart?," while clutching his knee. (Okay, I added on the knee part which was based on another story I will talk about in a future entry.)
So, to relate to the subject, we were talking about how Sadie saw Schroeder make a mistake playing a song from Oliver then looked up and smiled about it and she said, "Awww... Come here! Mwah!," so I got the bright idea to ask Tea what she would do if John Mayer was playing a song and screwed up then smiled, her response was a 5 sec. soft, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........," then came the talking of how she'd smother him in her boobage. So I said to her, " Y'know, one day I'm going to be working as an undertaker and I'll get his body," "Nooooo!," "...And it will say, 'Cause of Death: Smothered to death by Tea's boobage," "Ha! I know! One day I will be reading his obituary and I'll be like, 'Oh no! We knew that was going to happen." So John Mayer, watch out. We can see the kids going, "Mommy, why is Daddy twitching?," "...Shhhh, Daddy's just drugged," it will become a vicious cycle of smothering and reviving. Other ways to revive your John Mayer would be to get a recording of him and play it, he's so talented that his voice can bring back puppies from the dead. Another way is to threaten to smash his guitar since it's his baby.
Speaking of revivals... We also made up a scenario in which we get tragically ripped apart after Schroeder accidentally hits us while cruising in his car. He would sing us back together because he probably got some training by John Mayer who revives puppies and people. We saw a guy walk right into a moving car and started talking about how what we'd do if we got hit, my response is to yell at the to get out of the car because I am going to give them a good thrashing... turns out nobody else says thrash anymore.
Quotes of the day: "Some of these crabs can get pretty freaking big."
"TeeHee!" - Tea
"Oh my god! It's smiling!" - Me
"Is it getting harder or is it just me?" - Sadie
"I keep expecting you to ass him in the face one day when you don't jump far enough." - Jeff M.
Moral: If you want to make a Tea go "TeeHee!" show her a picture of John Mayer. We're also going to be harassing Schroeder a lot on friday afternoons since his reaction to us changing his CD and us not leaving is just a look and declaring that we must listen to another awesome song. Amanda really likes her cats... It's better to have your skirt rip and show your panties than randomly flash everybody your chest. The proper way to threaten anybody with a paddle is you gotta tell them in a deep threatening voice with a southern accent, "Bend over boy!!!" with an evil sweaty glint in your eyes. South Korea currently has a major increase of hot dickings since the nuclear test in North Korea. Walking around with a tail is fun.
Suddenly the conversation turned to John Mayer, anybody who doesn't know us will probably find us to be very disturbing and creepy stalkers of the man. (Personally, I'd rather stalk Johnny Depp... No offense Mayer but Tea would literally eat my face RAWR-style if I even thought of you as anything but a godly singer and quirky as hell guy that would so oddly fit in with our group. 'Cept for this one girl... She wants you to be a polygamist and thinks it will be pretty.) ...Actually, on second thought we kinda are.
Onto the actual conversation. The school's putting on the musical Oliver this year, we were discussing about the choreography and since Sadie and I are going to be dancing on a table we started talking about who would fall off during the actual show, (Sadie believes she will with the jokes Benn kept making.) then we got to how Sadie's mother would freak out. Then we started talking about Tea tripping over Megan and how John Mayer would come out of nowhere yelling, "Nooooooo! My future wife!," Sadie or Tea had the best one though... He would be in whatever country at the time and suddenly say, "Ow! What is this pain in my heart?," while clutching his knee. (Okay, I added on the knee part which was based on another story I will talk about in a future entry.)
So, to relate to the subject, we were talking about how Sadie saw Schroeder make a mistake playing a song from Oliver then looked up and smiled about it and she said, "Awww... Come here! Mwah!," so I got the bright idea to ask Tea what she would do if John Mayer was playing a song and screwed up then smiled, her response was a 5 sec. soft, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........," then came the talking of how she'd smother him in her boobage. So I said to her, " Y'know, one day I'm going to be working as an undertaker and I'll get his body," "Nooooo!," "...And it will say, 'Cause of Death: Smothered to death by Tea's boobage," "Ha! I know! One day I will be reading his obituary and I'll be like, 'Oh no! We knew that was going to happen." So John Mayer, watch out. We can see the kids going, "Mommy, why is Daddy twitching?," "...Shhhh, Daddy's just drugged," it will become a vicious cycle of smothering and reviving. Other ways to revive your John Mayer would be to get a recording of him and play it, he's so talented that his voice can bring back puppies from the dead. Another way is to threaten to smash his guitar since it's his baby.
Speaking of revivals... We also made up a scenario in which we get tragically ripped apart after Schroeder accidentally hits us while cruising in his car. He would sing us back together because he probably got some training by John Mayer who revives puppies and people. We saw a guy walk right into a moving car and started talking about how what we'd do if we got hit, my response is to yell at the to get out of the car because I am going to give them a good thrashing... turns out nobody else says thrash anymore.
Quotes of the day: "Some of these crabs can get pretty freaking big."
"TeeHee!" - Tea
"Oh my god! It's smiling!" - Me
"Is it getting harder or is it just me?" - Sadie
"I keep expecting you to ass him in the face one day when you don't jump far enough." - Jeff M.
Moral: If you want to make a Tea go "TeeHee!" show her a picture of John Mayer. We're also going to be harassing Schroeder a lot on friday afternoons since his reaction to us changing his CD and us not leaving is just a look and declaring that we must listen to another awesome song. Amanda really likes her cats... It's better to have your skirt rip and show your panties than randomly flash everybody your chest. The proper way to threaten anybody with a paddle is you gotta tell them in a deep threatening voice with a southern accent, "Bend over boy!!!" with an evil sweaty glint in your eyes. South Korea currently has a major increase of hot dickings since the nuclear test in North Korea. Walking around with a tail is fun.