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May 05, 2004 17:14

Despite my silence on the matter I do realise that there has been Great Tragedy at this school and that students are In Need. Of what, I know not. Only that I am not one to feel comfortable in providing cuddles, biscuits, warm milk, or a willing ear. I will leave that to someone more acommodating, such as Professor Snape.

If any of my students find that they wish to reflect on the matter over firewhiskey a laboratory exercise which involves a close study in the movement of Jupiter's moons, I am more than happy to oblige in this regard.

As long as you do not speak, that is.

Unless what you speak of is tantalising heresay and scandalous rumour.

Speaking of rumours which are outright lies... Mister Malfoy, wherever did you hear that students from Durmstrang are hunchbacked and smelling of wet wool?

Is this, in fact, your impression of me?
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