May 09, 2006 17:54
Well motherfucker.
I've got an apartment. And a full time job. And a chair. And an electricity bill. And a cable bill. And a lease. And my cat. And I finally have an internet connection.
It's like I'm an adult or something. A real, full-fledged adult.
The only remedy for this a party in my new apartment. With an obscene amount of alcohol.