Ode to Mayoketchup

[sinisterpup]

I was hungry one day
with nothing to eat.
There was only some bread,
and some mac n'cheese.

Then I suddenly stumbled
on a little concoction:
mayonnaise, ketchup,
lemon juice and onions.

Mayoketchup, Mayoketchup
what sweet duality
the best of both worlds
sat then on my bowl
and made sweet, sweet love
to whatever it touched.

I dipped it in bread
and left over pizzas
how fat you have made me
on movie nights at midnight.

I add it to mac n'cheese,
burgers and all pitas.
How addicted is this sauce!
This shit should be illegal!

Mayoketchup, Mayoketchup
I'll never go back to skinny!
Nothing fits me and I'm cranky,
but my life has now new meaning