Dearest Brandy…
Originally published at Disjunction. You can comment here or there.
I know you don’t feel like doing this right now, what with the fact that you’re delivering our second child tomorrow morning, but perhaps you want to purchase this now for later.
Just sayin’.
And yes, I am aware that this makes for back-to-back Leia slavish pervy fanboyism. I’m stuck in a rut. A hot, Alderaanian princess rut. Just be glad I didn’t work “Organa” into a lame joke about my penis.