The Ancient Tales of the Cheeze (vol. 1)
A story by franz and tami (you can guess which are tami's parts) on how we spent last saturday. :)
once upon a time princess tami woke up early on a saturday morning, slightly over-hung from the ale of the previous night's revelries. darth franz was still off being a sith and fighting jedi in the land of slumber. fast forward to eleven AM where the queen mother called and told him to gaze into the palantir as his fair maiden, princess tami was calling. 5 minutes later, she arrives at the gates of his fortress astride her magic green pony named honda civic, in order to borrow his magic mirrored-tablet which sits on his lap, as well as a copious amount of Wookie hair ointment. darth franz also returned the hydra with torches for its head which he borrowed to take over the land of Kimchi, where he killed its empress. finishing their transaction, the princess then sped off on her green pony, honda civic, to the distant land of Ah-Teh-Neum where a grand performance was to be held.
Darth Franz soon followed on his red Death Star, which originated from the same place as the princess' steed. the performance was set in a different time in a galaxy far, far away where humans with large hair and colored legs roamed a once-green planet where beings known as Rupaul, MC Hammer and Madonna, to name a few, ruled. after the performance darth franz enchanted the princess and whisked her back to his grand fortress where they read ancient scrolls about a battle of 300 men against the armies of a thousand nations, whose arrows blotted out the sun. the frail princess tami, exhausted by tales of the rigors of battle soon fell into the arms of her sith lord, who she considered very sweet and charming among other things. calmed by her serene embrace, the sith lord soon joined her in the realm of morpheus; where the dream lord and his librarian lucien, sent them flying.
presently they returned from the lord shaper's realm because the queen mother arrived home bringing a new silver mammoth of a steed from the land of Kimchi, which was named starex. darth franz was called upon to tame this massive creature while the princess re-entered the dreaming. in time, both the sith lord and the princess were called to sup along with queen mother and her labrador daemon named solomon; as they were entertained by exotic dancers from under the sea.
following the repast, darth franz and his princess flew back to the land of Ah-Teh-Neum where they visited the people of the Amp, who were celebrating their final festival to save the music. they were treated to ear-gasmic performances of the tribe's most talented musicers. at the end of the performance and the day as well, the two hied off to the princess' enchanted fairy elvish realm of Magallien. but a slight detour was made to watch the celestial bodies as the puppies and bunnies played in the meadow. ending the long, but delightful day, darth franz whisked princess tami to her bed and tucked her in. but before he left she called to him and said, here take my heart and my cheese as well until the night we can sleep in each other's arms and live happily ever after.
the end, for now.
once upon a time princess tami woke up early on a saturday morning, slightly over-hung from the ale of the previous night's revelries. darth franz was still off being a sith and fighting jedi in the land of slumber. fast forward to eleven AM where the queen mother called and told him to gaze into the palantir as his fair maiden, princess tami was calling. 5 minutes later, she arrives at the gates of his fortress astride her magic green pony named honda civic, in order to borrow his magic mirrored-tablet which sits on his lap, as well as a copious amount of Wookie hair ointment. darth franz also returned the hydra with torches for its head which he borrowed to take over the land of Kimchi, where he killed its empress. finishing their transaction, the princess then sped off on her green pony, honda civic, to the distant land of Ah-Teh-Neum where a grand performance was to be held.
Darth Franz soon followed on his red Death Star, which originated from the same place as the princess' steed. the performance was set in a different time in a galaxy far, far away where humans with large hair and colored legs roamed a once-green planet where beings known as Rupaul, MC Hammer and Madonna, to name a few, ruled. after the performance darth franz enchanted the princess and whisked her back to his grand fortress where they read ancient scrolls about a battle of 300 men against the armies of a thousand nations, whose arrows blotted out the sun. the frail princess tami, exhausted by tales of the rigors of battle soon fell into the arms of her sith lord, who she considered very sweet and charming among other things. calmed by her serene embrace, the sith lord soon joined her in the realm of morpheus; where the dream lord and his librarian lucien, sent them flying.
presently they returned from the lord shaper's realm because the queen mother arrived home bringing a new silver mammoth of a steed from the land of Kimchi, which was named starex. darth franz was called upon to tame this massive creature while the princess re-entered the dreaming. in time, both the sith lord and the princess were called to sup along with queen mother and her labrador daemon named solomon; as they were entertained by exotic dancers from under the sea.
following the repast, darth franz and his princess flew back to the land of Ah-Teh-Neum where they visited the people of the Amp, who were celebrating their final festival to save the music. they were treated to ear-gasmic performances of the tribe's most talented musicers. at the end of the performance and the day as well, the two hied off to the princess' enchanted fairy elvish realm of Magallien. but a slight detour was made to watch the celestial bodies as the puppies and bunnies played in the meadow. ending the long, but delightful day, darth franz whisked princess tami to her bed and tucked her in. but before he left she called to him and said, here take my heart and my cheese as well until the night we can sleep in each other's arms and live happily ever after.
the end, for now.