I mean, people can change their name, I think. Like you can get your nickname changed.
[ The reason for the SFC transmitting this video is immediately clear. A big, green feline eye peers out of the screen. Purrloin is once again messing with her favorite toy. The voice is N, who is apparently having a conversation with another of his Pokemon. ]
N isn't a real name. At least, not really. It is my name, but that is not the point. I don't have a last name any more, either. That just makes it worse.
[ Purrloin moves, apparently bored with the situation now, to reveal N standing at a whiteboard he has brought home from one of the shops. He's got a heavy book in his hands, and is writing down a problem for it on the board. ]
[ As soon as he is done he starts to solve it, working easily as he continues to talk. He has had a tumultuous few weeks, and now has retreated from the chaos that is human social life. This is relaxation for him, numbers and identities, puzzles where everything has a correct place and there is no subjectivity. Here, he is in his element. ]
I don't know what I'd change it to, though. I've never really thought about it. Maybe something that still starts with a N?