The Dave-formerly-known-as-Sprite's "Normalcy Party" Infodump and Planning Post

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Hello, Sacrosanct!

As I am sure you are all aware, Davesprite has recently undergone some changes, which is a big deal for him. I didn't really plan it out ahead of time, but as it played out, certain parties are planning a party for his newly-minted Daveness, including food, beverages, and loads of fun

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[featheryasshole]

fuck yes

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[manipul8trix]

Hey so I heard that um Dave like totally wouldn't want Sollux to come, actually, because Sollux is kind of a huge bone bulge and everybody hates him especially Dave and so it'd probably be best if you just uninvited that humongous douchebag okay right thanks ::::I

MEANING FUCK YEAH PARTYAN~ :V

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I'm sorry Vriska that is just not how it works are parties. However, if it is any consolation, there will be little cupcakes done with little troll-faces on them, and when you find one looks like Sollux, you can bite his face in half and no one will object.

So there's that.

YAY PARTYAN TIEM~

[feartheclown]

What if one of the not invited is brought along by someone who was invited?

Theoretically speaking.

[featheryasshole]

Dave won't throw a fit about it (as he doesn't know about Eridan's recent activities), but some of the other guests might.

[manipul8trix]

Gon' revengekill your moirail broseph

Unheroically and uncorruptedly

With my bare hands and maybe some cake for the irony value idk

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Technically this is possible because there will be a giant davecake which will have solid internal structure to support it. Not completely unsuitable for bludgeoning!

Of course then some people might become upset with the demise of the cake...

[puppetfetishist]

Bro will invite Kaylee along prolly too :3

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Excellent! The more the merrier~

[moeclaws]

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Best invitation pawssible.

[moeclaws]

She busts out the quality for her furiends, man.

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The little curly clouds are the best part.