who ; Anybody with access to the Normandy Haus.
what ; Species swap shenanigans.
where ; Normandy Crew (et all) base # 2.
when ; May 20-27
notes; Just an open log for the duration of the Species Swap event so we don't clutter up all the main comms. Also good for threads you want to do that don't merit a whole post. I.e. "Breakfast and wtf, why are you
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She just pointed a glove hand away from the steps. "Pee over there." She stated rather firmly. "...Also any chance you can talk?"
There was at least one talking dog on the station, right?
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But wait--now Person-Master is talking to her! That's exciting! Her tail gives a tentative wag.
"Pino is very sorry and Pino will try not to do this thing again! Pino has never had to pee before and it is a very strange thing, and so it is very confusing to do. But now that Pino knows where to pee, Pino will no longer make that mistake! Also hello! You smell nice and you are one of Pino's Person Masters! Hello!"
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She stepped back, keeping the door open for the little animal. "So what's it like being a dog?"
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She bounds on in, tail wagging. Yay! There are new smells and Friend Smells and it is like stuffing her face in a glorious bouquet of stuff.
"It is very nice being a dog! I am really liking being a dog! I can smell a lot of things and I like to pay and I do the weird thing that is called peeing which is new and strange but also pretty exciting and also I can smell a lot of things! And I have many Friend Master People now who I hope will pet me and give me food! Eating food is also a new thing and it is very nice and I like it very much!"
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"Food, huh? Got a favorite yet?"
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"Pino has not eaten very many things yet except for a piece of a thing that had meat and cheese and bread which was very tasty! And Pino also ate a strange crawly fly-ey buggy thing which was a strange bug. It was also taste and it had many legs which moved a lot and tickled! Pino would like to eat more things now. May I eat more things now?"
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Into the kitchen they went, and after several moments, Kasumi was sliding a plate of bacon into the microwave.
"Trust me, you'll love this."
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"Bugs are fun to eat and sometimes they are tasty! And also they are fun to eat because they are wiggly and tickly!"
She trots after Kasumi, wondering where she's going and sniffing around the kitchen. So many food smells! Where is all the food? All Pino sees is a clean floor and high spaces where she can't see. The food must be somewhere! Pino starts investigating, trying to find it.
Kasumi is putting something in the microwave now and then...a new smell.
Oh.
My.
God.
What is that magnificent smell? Has Pino gone to dog heaven?
"Oh! Oh what is that nice smell, it smells very nice and delicious and Pino would very much like to eat whatever is making that smell because it smells very good and where is it I would like to eat it now because it is a very good smell and also it smells like food so I would very much like to eat it, oh, where is it, where is it?
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"It's called Bacon, Pino." She offered helpfully, watching the microwave until it dinged. They she took the plate out and offered a single strip to Pino, carefully.
No sense risking her gobbling up the whole plate in a second.
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