Zone drop [Open]

[singularitymods]

who ; Station residents
what ; Unexpected detours and species swapping shenanigans
where ; Garden Zone 1
when ; May 20-27
Note; Characters do not have to be species swapped to participate. Feel like playing the straight man? Go for it. This post is open for any kind of threads. Feel free to slap [open] or [closed] at the top of new threads and

Comments

[puppetfetishist]

[Bro has figured out how to ride his rocket board, as a pony.

It only took him like thirty tries and faceplanting constantly though :|

POINT BEING - PONY ON ROCKET BOARD.

And now he's waiting for his bro Virgil to show up with his speaker saddlebags so he can get to the awesome.]

[evaskullface]

[Bro's not the only pony around, but he is the only one with a kickass rocket board.]

Aw, hell. That's not even fair.

[puppetfetishist]

[He's not going to attempt any fancy tricks here, because he knows he'll faceplant, but yeah. It's p cool.]

Sorry dude, some of us are just born gorgeous like this.

[evaskullface]

Do they even make jetpacks for horses.

[puppetfetishist]

...

Actually, I know a guy who can hook you up. He might make you suck him off for it though.

[evaskullface]

[Yeah he instantly knows who you're talking about there.]

Aw, fuck that. I see that shark bastard anywhere near me, I test out my kickin' hooves.

[puppetfetishist]

[LOL. Which sounds more like WHINNY. He loves that you just instantly knew who it was.]

Hey, I don't blame you. That said, he's gonna be here soon with some gear for me, and I'd appreciate if you'd hold off on the kicking until after he drops it off.

[evaskullface]

Fair enough. [He uses his head to point over at his cutie mark.] You think he'll recognize me?

[puppetfetishist]

[shrug!] Depends on how many times you've punched him I guess. It's an even chance.

And if he does, well, just kick him in the teeth. Besides, he could walk out of the porter as a kitten or something.

[evaskullface]

Now wouldn't that be somethin'?

[He sits down on his hindquarters like a dog.]

Maybe I'll just watch the show for a little.

[puppetfetishist]

Sounds like a plan dude.

[suckitimashark]

Oy, Bro! [Virgil hollers as he steps out of the teleporter and looks around. The boombox-saddlebags: rough, crudely cut, black canvas with a few loose wires sticking out, are slung over his shoulder. He's a mechanic, not a seamstress. They work, and that's what counts.]

[puppetfetishist]

Sup dude.

[trots all over]

[suckitimashark]

[Virgil promptly puts his hand on Bro's snout.] So it's not a hologram after all. [Pat pat]

So how'd you manage this? Piss off the boss lady?

[puppetfetishist]

[Bite attempt go. Don't touch the nose, man.]

Fuck if I know. It's not just me, either, everybody's getting changed. Might wanna be careful, you could end up an actual bitch.

[suckitimashark]

[One more pat for good measure. Though he's pretty sure he felt some tooth-wind that time. He won't be doing that again any time soon.]

So everyone is turning in to tiny horses? [He sidles closer to Bro's middle and flops the saddlebags onto his back.] Don't kick me, yeah?