Welcome To The Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center (OPEN)
Who► [ TEST SUBJECTS ] and associated Aperture Science Personnel.
What► Due to a generous grant from the SHODAN ADMINISTRATIVE FOUNDATION, beta testing of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device may continue.
Where► A section of R07, exact coordinates require administrative clearance to acquire. If you do not have clearance too bad
Additionally: The Aperture Science Administrative Team would like to thank the SHODAN ADMINISTRATIVE FOUNDATION. Recreation of our testing facilities would not have been possible without your allocations.
When► Time is relative, particularly in the face of Science. This event, however, occurs simultaneously with the re-association of management. Individual assignation to this project is not on an overarching schedule. Whenever.
▓▓▓***CAUTION***▓▓▓
The following recordings are classified information. As such, no care has been taken to render them free of violence, offensive language, or torture.
▓▓▓***ATTENTION TEST SUBJECTS***▓▓▓
Due to the general violence involved with Test Subject Subjugation and Supply Procedures, all test subjects will begin their testing within the Aperture Science Relaxation and Detainment Vault. The slight sense of nausea is a side effect of the gaseous tranquillizer utilized during transport; a distinct sensation of alarm is also common.
CAUTION: Do not attempt to remove the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device currently affixed to your arm. Attempts to remove this device may result in detonation of the Quantum State Engine™. Aperture Science Administration Team is not responsible for any bodily harm that comes from tampering with, altering, utilizing, or not utilizing the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
Aperture Science Administrative Team apologizes for the presence of multiple Aperture Science Relaxation and Detainment Vault chambers within the same allotted space. It is a nonstandard practice, to place testing subjects within communicative range of one another, but due to local space requirements it was unavoidable. We hope this will not prove detrimental to your overall testing performance.
Upon release from the chambers, testing will begin.
Test subjects will be expected to perform complex tasks with immediate and enthusiastic motivation. Instructions will be given verbally. The following tests will require cooperation, as such, they have never before been solved by a human. The Aperture Science Administrative Team holds high hopes, however, for the most recent batch of test subjects.
Your credentials are excellent. If you can't do it then you fail and shall be TERMINATED from the program, immediately.
>...........RUN/TESTING_0023b.00
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>.............................processing
>TESTING_0023b.00: CHECKSUM
>values(00,134)..........√
>values(253,778)..........√
>values(789,854)..........√
>values(921,1033)..........√
>values(1197,4538)..........√
>
>
>.............................processing
>RUN/ACTIVATION_0345.00
>................HIGH_ENERGY_SPHERE_√
>................WATER_HAZARD_√
>toxicity: 95.3% of accepted levels
>electrical current: 0.5A 250% of lethal range
>................FIRE_HAZARD_√
>................MOBILE_ENCOURAGEMENT_PLATFORM_√
>................PNEUMATIC_DIVERSITY_VENT_√
>................MATERIAL_EMANCIPATION_FIELD_√
>................INCENTIVE_TURRETS_√
>................DIVERSITY_FURNACE_√
>................ CAKE_X
>.............................processing
>TESTING BEGIN.
What► Due to a generous grant from the SHODAN ADMINISTRATIVE FOUNDATION, beta testing of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device may continue.
Where► A section of R07, exact coordinates require administrative clearance to acquire. If you do not have clearance too bad
Additionally: The Aperture Science Administrative Team would like to thank the SHODAN ADMINISTRATIVE FOUNDATION. Recreation of our testing facilities would not have been possible without your allocations.
When► Time is relative, particularly in the face of Science. This event, however, occurs simultaneously with the re-association of management. Individual assignation to this project is not on an overarching schedule. Whenever.
▓▓▓***CAUTION***▓▓▓
The following recordings are classified information. As such, no care has been taken to render them free of violence, offensive language, or torture.
▓▓▓***ATTENTION TEST SUBJECTS***▓▓▓
Due to the general violence involved with Test Subject Subjugation and Supply Procedures, all test subjects will begin their testing within the Aperture Science Relaxation and Detainment Vault. The slight sense of nausea is a side effect of the gaseous tranquillizer utilized during transport; a distinct sensation of alarm is also common.
CAUTION: Do not attempt to remove the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device currently affixed to your arm. Attempts to remove this device may result in detonation of the Quantum State Engine™. Aperture Science Administration Team is not responsible for any bodily harm that comes from tampering with, altering, utilizing, or not utilizing the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
Aperture Science Administrative Team apologizes for the presence of multiple Aperture Science Relaxation and Detainment Vault chambers within the same allotted space. It is a nonstandard practice, to place testing subjects within communicative range of one another, but due to local space requirements it was unavoidable. We hope this will not prove detrimental to your overall testing performance.
Upon release from the chambers, testing will begin.
Test subjects will be expected to perform complex tasks with immediate and enthusiastic motivation. Instructions will be given verbally. The following tests will require cooperation, as such, they have never before been solved by a human. The Aperture Science Administrative Team holds high hopes, however, for the most recent batch of test subjects.
Your credentials are excellent. If you can't do it then you fail and shall be TERMINATED from the program, immediately.
>...........RUN/TESTING_0023b.00
>
>
>.............................processing
>TESTING_0023b.00: CHECKSUM
>values(00,134)..........√
>values(253,778)..........√
>values(789,854)..........√
>values(921,1033)..........√
>values(1197,4538)..........√
>
>
>.............................processing
>RUN/ACTIVATION_0345.00
>................HIGH_ENERGY_SPHERE_√
>................WATER_HAZARD_√
>toxicity: 95.3% of accepted levels
>electrical current: 0.5A 250% of lethal range
>................FIRE_HAZARD_√
>................MOBILE_ENCOURAGEMENT_PLATFORM_√
>................PNEUMATIC_DIVERSITY_VENT_√
>................MATERIAL_EMANCIPATION_FIELD_√
>................INCENTIVE_TURRETS_√
>................DIVERSITY_FURNACE_√
>................ CAKE_X
>.............................processing
>TESTING BEGIN.