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Feb 21, 2011 16:11

Who ; has_a_hardline and arbitrating
What ; Grounded from the internet, diplomacy lessons, tiny pants and manly names.
When ; After this.
Where ; A teleporter near Arbiter's place, and then somewhere that isn't there.
Warning(s) ; What is this I don't even...

I'm cutting it down right now! )

junior | (au), arbiter | (au), pfc. lavernia tucker | (au)

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arbitrating February 21 2011, 21:24:13 UTC
[ So Arbiter hadn't been kidding when he'd implied that he lived in the most hostile environment he could tolerate. Sea cliffs reminded him too much of him and were furthermore too accessible, so he picked out a little spot in a tropical rainforest instead. It was an ideal place for a hideout, the heat and moisture foiled motion trackers and scrambled electronics, and there were large predators that even he had to be wary of.

It was no place for a human or a small Sangheili child. Which is why he's waiting at the outskirts of the forest near the teleporter, not giving a shit what Tucker thought about his coddling. ]

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has_a_hardline February 21 2011, 22:07:07 UTC
[Junior is unusually attached to any member of his species he sees. It's mostly a result of never seeing them for long periods of time due to the amazing amounts of death that seem to follow his mom by coincidence. So naturally, despite Tucker's protests, Junior jumps off hr shoulders and scurries towards Arbiter. Tucker hauls ass after him, picking him up when his little legs just can't run fast enough, and slinging him over his shoulder while he fusses about being treated like a child.

Tucker is... unsure face about how to react to Arbiter when she's face-to-chest with him. Why are these guys so tall anyway? She settles for being an ornery bitch and after letting Junior down so he can gape in awe, points a finger at him in irritation and grits her teeth behind her visor.]

I'd hit you in your stupid patronizing face it I wasn't absolutely sure I'd probably break my hand.

[Cross arms. Sulk forever.]

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arbitrating February 21 2011, 22:57:49 UTC
[ OHMYGOD SMALL CHILD ROCKETING TOWARDS HIM oh thank god Tucker caught him. Arbiter shifts uncertainly. It's hardly Tucker's fault that she hadn't instilled the proper discipline into the child at the correct age. He is old now to be learning what had been drilled into other Sangheili hatchlings from the moment they could walk. ]

Enough.

[ He sinks to one knee in front of her in a clatter of armor. ]

I did not agree to this meeting to endure lectures. Sacrosanct has become too dangerous to allow this to continue. The child must be named and accepted into a clan lineage so that his training may begin. He must have a male family member to guide his sword hand.

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has_a_hardline February 21 2011, 23:32:19 UTC
[Tucker steps back when he kneels, eying him warily as she adjusts Junior on her shoulder and shushes him when he acts up. He scrunches himself down in a small ball and looks at Arbiter with inquisitive eyes and a tilted head.]

Woah woah woah. Back the hell up. [Confused tone of voice is very confused.] I though I was coming here to teach you how not to get your dumbass shot. And now we're talking about namings and clans and training.

[And names. Oh boy names. Tucker's voice is getting a little snarky at that, and she puts a hand on her hips and smirks behind the helmet.] Don't like the name he has now?

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arbitrating February 22 2011, 16:10:15 UTC
[ gdit woman he's on his knees and trying to be polite THIS IS HARD FOR HIM ]

A name given to him by humans will never be recognized by other Sanheili. He must have a proper given name and a clan, a family and a history, or he will forever be considered an outcast. Or worse, a criminal. The greatest shame among our kind is to be stripped of our names.

[ He already knows Tucker is going to argue all of this, but. ]

It is a legal formality, but a necessary one. I cannot train him until he has undergone the naming ceremony and he needs to be trained. Every day that passes is a day wasted. He is already at a disadvantage because of his age.

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KEYWORDS~ has_a_hardline February 23 2011, 04:47:20 UTC
[Oh. Fuck. Well that would explain why the other Sangheili she worked with were always dicks when he was around. She offers her kid a small pet on the head before carefully putting him down and instructing him to behave with a look. She hadn't known shit about Crunchbite and the very thought of that sleezeball makes Tucker want to vomit a little. She's never telling Junior about that asshole for as long as she lives.] Fine. Whatever. I can roll with that and if I can, he can. Whose... clan name would he be taking up? Yours?

[Because if he asks her who the father is, she is going to kick him in the face. He is at just the right height for her to do it to. Tucker sighs when he mentions legal formalities and a ceremony. Geez what was it with the Sangheili and ceremonies? They had one for fucking everything when she had learned about them, and Tucker was pretty sure they were lying to her about at least eight of them. She gives him a suspicious look from behind the visor and crosses her arms.]Alright. What are we gonna have to do to make ( ... )

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gondor has no baby daddy. gondor needs no baby daddy. arbitrating February 23 2011, 05:31:30 UTC
[ WELL THAT WENT OVER BETTER THAN EXPECTED. Still he's hesitant, because this is complicated. ]

I have lost the right to the Vadam name. It may be restored someday, now that the Prophets have been overthrown, but until that time I cannot offer that name without warning of the dishonor it currently carries.

If there is another surname you wish to grant him, that is your right.

[ No, he's not going to say a word about the father. ]

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inb4 juniors' new name is gondor has_a_hardline February 23 2011, 06:36:08 UTC
[Tucker on the other hand, is just impatient. She'd tap her food that that always ends up distracting Junior. She can tell he's trying really hard to keep still and behave. He wants to rush forward and run in circles around Arbiter's feet, to smell him so he doesn't forget what the others scent is EVER and to poke and prod at the elder Sangheili's armor. He stays as still as he can, though he can't help but shift from foot to foot in excitement, a trait he has picked up from watching Red do in many times.]

Shame that you lost it. You seem better than most of the Sangheili I've worked with. If those guys, The Prophets, were the ones who fucked with your name; well they're gone now so fuck whatever they did to mess it up. Far as I'm concerned, it's perfectly good to me. Junior Tucker doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

[Tucker forgets who she's told her first name to. She's pretty sure the list starts at "no one" and ends at "her parents were probably drunk when they named her".]

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suddenly 'horn of gondor' has new meaning arbitrating February 24 2011, 19:22:32 UTC
[ Oh uncomfortable subject. ]

...I was punished for failing to stop the destruction of a Halo ring. I cannot profess regret for that action now, since the rings were revealed to be weapons that should have remained lost forever, but that venture also saw the outbreak of the Flood. For that I deserve harsher punishment yet.

Nevertheless, the rank of Arbiter affords opportunity for penance. Even a shamed creature such as myself can set some things to rights.

[ He speaks with his eyes on Junior's, apparently unable to tear them away. It's been longer than he cares to admit since he's seen his own hatchlings or held their small weight in his arms. Even the expected duty of training his nephews had been superseded by his career. Junior is the first hatchling he has seen in person since before the attack on Reach. ]It would be my great honor to perform the naming ceremony and formally adopt him into my clan. It will give him the right to bear arms and undergo sword training, and all Sangheili will know him as a valued son of ( ... )

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Ohohohoho :3c has_a_hardline February 25 2011, 10:47:52 UTC
Oh. [There's not really much she has to say to that, seeing as the Flood was never really an issue for her. Being boxed up made sure of that. She rubs the back of her neck awkwardly while Junior totally freezes under Arbiter's gaze, giving him a look like a deer caught in headlights. Tucker kneels down to reassure him then decides she likes it better on the floor and crosses her legs, arm moving to offer her kid a comforting half hug. Junior takes the opportunity to scoot a little closer to her and make small awkward growling noises; stunted and unsure.

She tilts her head at him and rumbles something that is definitely not English but it sounds clipped and not exactly proper, like any sort of dialect Arbiter would be used to. It's actually rather rudimentary, but manages to Comfort Junior enough so that he can look back at Arbiter without feeling too nervous.] Fuckin' terrible at reassuring you like that, geez.

I doubt there's anyone here to argue that, in case you're wondering. [So fucking casual. She even shrugs a little.] ( ... )

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:>>>>> arbitrating February 25 2011, 23:22:00 UTC
[ :ccc At least Tucker isn't inclined to make a big deal of it. These are terrible burdens to him either way, but it helps that she isn't busting out with the ALL OF MY BUDDIES WERE KILLED BY THE FLOOD AND IT'S YOUR FAULT.

Also good god woman what is that awful gutter dialect. ]

It will no longer be your burden alone. He will be as a sister's son to me, and insult offered to him will be insult offered to the clan Vadam.

[ He shakes his head, rising to his feet again. ]

On Sanghelios the ceremony would be elaborate and widely attended, but here a battlefield adoption will do. You the guardian must give him leave to pledge himself to another clan, so that his loyalty will not be divided between the family that bore him and the family that would adopt him. [Not that it really mattered here, since Tucker didn't have a clan, much less one that might suddenly try to make demands on a son that had been adopted into a more powerful family.]I will offer him a proper name, he must speak the words of acceptance, and then mingled blood will ( ... )

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> Picture Arbiter making that face. GO. has_a_hardline February 26 2011, 04:56:27 UTC
[She'd be more inclined to if she even had buddies that weren't stuck in the same fucking boat she was. She didn't even hear anything from Freelancer about that kind of bullshit, not that Freelancer was inclined to tell her shit about shit.

Herp derp she doesn't know what you're talking about. Gutter what now?]

So he's like your nephew now? [She is okay with this. The last thing she needs is explaining fathers do Junior. Though now that Arbiter's here, he can cover some of that shit.]

There's nor going to be any issue with clans here dude, unless you consider York, Red and me to be one.

[She is just going to calmly raise an eyebrow now though.] Mingled blood... Well. Alright then.

[This almost sounds like a gang initiation ceremony...]

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lfmsldfksjf arbitrating March 2 2011, 16:17:00 UTC
Yes, a nephew. If he were my own son and I had the knowledge of it, it would not be appropriate for me to conduct his training. Favoritism must be avoided. As a nephew he is valued equally among other nephews, to rise or fall by his own merit during the training.

[ l-lol no, no he doesn't. A cooperative cross-species mishmash of strays, yes, a united clan that functions in any way like a Sangheili clan, no. Which is for the best, really.

Also hesitate hesitate hesitate. ]

...I have debated a name for him for some time. I wish to submit Fal 'Vadam for your consideration, to honor a great figure from our history. Fal 'Chavam was the last Arbiter to stand for a free Sanghelios, against the Covenant, before the Hierarchs turned the rank into their personal weapon.

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has_a_hardline March 3 2011, 08:41:09 UTC
[She's about to make a joke about hoe Junior is definitely not his son, and then she realises ho disgustingly unfunny it is and crams it down into the deepest recesses of her mind forever.]

Nephew it is then. I'm pretty much totally okay with that. [Because at least you aren't trying to be his dad, which would probably make her want to kill you, Arbiter.]

[She thinks on the name for a bit before before leaning next to Junior and tapping him on the head affectionately. He looks up at her, growls that he 'has been paying attention okay?' and sifts awkwardly in place before nodding. Content with his opinion, Tucker smirks behind her visor because no one should really see her being this fond with her weird as fuck kid, and nods at Arbiter.]

Yeah, that's alright. Might as well be a name with some kind of meaning to it. Something he can hold onto at least. [Not that she isn't going to call him Junior every chance she gets. But at least the kid can have on name he isn't mildly annoyed to be called and that doesn't make Arbiter pull a face ( ... )

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