Who; Pietro and Clint. Being bros. Sort of.
What; Arrows. Arrows.
Where; Wherever Clint lives.
When; Christmas morning! aka: before all the shit hits the fan in the Avengers quadrant.
Warning(s); Eurosnobbery. Derpery. Arrows? I'VE GOT MY PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.
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What do you do when your alternate universe bro is being alternate universey? Spoiler warning: NO ONE HAS ANY IDEA. )
WOW THIS TURNED INTO PROSE. Tl;dr - Clint opened the door looking pissed off because it was early, even though Pietro hadn't exactly woken him up. )
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Is this like a bomb, or something?
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Yes, Barton. It's a bomb. Do open it so we can both die horribly in the resultant cataclysm.
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( still. just. staring. )
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It says equally as much about your inability to judge character.
[Does he mean himself, or Natasha? ONE WONDERS.]
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So. What is it?
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Open it up and find out.
[FOLDING HIS ARMS RN.]
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Didn't figure you for the celebrating type.
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['them' being an assortment of arrows, of course.
and he's lying. the date isn't coincidental at all. but admitting it? no. no thank you.]
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And you just happen to have a bag full of arrows lying around.
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[HUFF.]
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Thanks?
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Don't mention it.
[no, literally. don't.]
I could use coffee.
[since we're still standing on your doorstep you idiot and it's getting HAWKWARDS out here with all these feels.]
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( he's joking. maybe. but he stands aside anyway and ushers pietro in. i have no idea how much time nat actually spends in this place, so let us pretend it is distinctly clint-y: undercoated, not untidy but with a sense of being lived in, a few articles of clothing and miscellaneous equipment lying out. the kitchen is off to one side, again very simple, with like a wooden table and a few chairs. clint jabs his thumb that way to tell pietro to sit down, and then he goes to make coffee. )
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[but he takes a seat anyways, albeit gingerly. This place is. More or less a mess, and he's a snob. He doesn't comment on it, but his expression (DISHONOUR ON YOU, DISHONOUR ON YOUR NATASHA COW etc etc) is pretty plain.]
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