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Oct 29, 2011 19:33

who ; Open to everyone
what ; Eric's Halloween party
where ; The End of Line club
when ; After dark on Oct 31st.
warning(s) ; This is a group log, so ratings and warnings will vary by thread.

( There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around. )

hal 9000, kevin flynn, knock out, clu | (au), samus aran, eric northman, gem | (au), charles xavier, tron, michael altman, pepper potts, fenris, raimi matthews, marian hawke | (au)

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DANCE FLOOR northborn October 30 2011, 02:41:20 UTC

wilywilyways October 30 2011, 03:22:48 UTC

Everybody ought to look out because there was a destructive force of nature on the dance floor, and her name was Hawke, Champion of Kirkwall. Little do the citizens of Kirkwall know, she also considered herself to the the champion of--

Swing. Thrust. Pivot.

--Dance. Aww, yeah.

a_perfect_end October 30 2011, 06:09:59 UTC

So, all he knows is how to walk backwards to the beat, but that's not gonna stop him from almost crashing into trading moves with a force of nature like herself.

wilywilyways October 30 2011, 06:26:45 UTC

Oh shit, somebody was getting all up in her mage grill puttin' out moves like it would never go out of style. The Champion had to put the man out of business, lest he think to usurp the dancing throne.

Hawke seized Clu by the hand and tried to spin him, too drunk to care about height logistics.

a_perfect_end October 30 2011, 07:05:29 UTC

What in the--why are they, how did--oh. Okay, he can roll with this. Or, well, spin with it. Kinda. Except he comes to a stop at the end of her arm and now they're kind of wrapped together because one or both of them had no idea they were supposed to let go?

Right on. Awkward box-step is a go, man.

wilywilyways October 30 2011, 07:11:42 UTC

Except being stuck flush up with a strange man prompted an entirely different step cue for her, and when he did one thing Hawke thought she should do an entirely different thing. For a moment they were on the verge of disaster, but her addled head caught on to what he was doing and agreed that faceplanting on the dance floor was not a palatable idea.

Thus did Marian twist in her cheap-o knight's armor with the templar symbol scribbled on as an afterthought to clutch the usurper, and then did she resolve to dance until they did drop.

a_perfect_end November 1 2011, 02:02:28 UTC

So then they're very narrowly not wiped out, but she takes it in good stride, and sure, let's do that. Groovy! He can lead or follow; the patterns are neat reversals of each other, and since she started it, the lady gets to pick.

He was pretty sure that was in the handbook under When Your Dance Partner is Wearing Armor. And, hey, if not? He had a few more moves where those came from.

OPEN~ manipul8trix October 30 2011, 13:00:06 UTC

> Vriska: Party hard.

INVALID COMMAND. For tonight, you are not the being known as VRISKA SERKET. You are not one of those GLOWY PROGRAM ASSHOLES either, no matter how many times people have mistaken you for one. No. You are an IMMORTAL, PERFECT MACHINE.

Youuuuuuuu a-a-aare sssSHODAN.

Your costume is AWESOME and ENTIRELY ACCURATE aside from one minor detail. Unfortunately, you're pretty sure that SHODOUCHE doesn't shed glittery fairydust everywhere when she dances.

Bluh. If anyone asks, it is GLITTERY EVIL ROBODUST and you give no fucks. You are too busy DANCING LIKE A TOOL. Yeah!!!!!!!!

featheryasshole October 30 2011, 13:41:21 UTC

> Davesprite: Stare.

That is the most horrifying thing you have ever seen.

manipul8trix October 30 2011, 13:56:31 UTC

"Dave! Uh. I mean. PITitititiful i-inssssssssect. Are you. Having. All the funfun?"

Don't ask how her impression got so good. She's been practicing.

featheryasshole October 30 2011, 15:12:14 UTC

He can't help wincing. That impression is way, way too good.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

manipul8trix October 30 2011, 15:25:34 UTC

"Duh. Like it isn't entirely obvious." She raises her arms solemnly.

"I am ensenslaaaaaaaaving this miserable st-st-station with. The art of dance."

Behold. Vriska-slash-SHODAN is now dancing. Doing the robot, to be more precise.

[THIS IS STUPID REALLY INSENSITIVE]

featheryasshole October 30 2011, 16:44:08 UTC

> Davesprite: Shed a single tear in horror.

That's not going to happen. You don't cry in the middle of parties.

You kind of want to, though.

"Fine. I'm just gonna. Leave you to it."

manipul8trix October 30 2011, 16:49:15 UTC

"Wait, what?"

Cue all the pouting. And no robospeak. Elaborate in-character voice quirks can just fuck right off for a second.

"You don't want to party with me? Don't be lame!"

featheryasshole October 30 2011, 16:57:52 UTC

"Not when you're dressed like that."

He looks the costume up and down disdainfully. SO FUCKING CREEPY.

manipul8trix October 30 2011, 17:06:10 UTC

She looks down at her own costume. Um. Rude. She worked hard on this shit, okay. Is the glow-in-the-dark paint the wrong shade of green or someth--

Wait. She gets it. Never mind.

"Because I look too hot and Harley might get the wrong idea yet again? Ugh. Relaaaaaaaax. Don't sweat it! I promise to remain at arms length at all times. Happy now?"

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