+ i'm on their side and i follow the team + [closed]
who ; karkat vantas [selfkismesis] and sollux captor [heterochromiia]
what ; karkat tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter (because terezi went on a date with dave and nothing will ever be beautiful). sollux is being a good friend and is putting up with karkat's impromptu mancave slumber party. however, sollux also has a raging flushcrush on the universe's most oblivious troll, and karkat is convinced he will NEVER FEEL PITY AGAAAAIIINNNNNN
where ; nondescript closet in the troll treehive
when ; wednesday, august 24, starting at 7 pm exact [see what's happening here?]
warning(s) ; linda, lifetime movie references, gratuitous use of the f bomb
Karkat has three pints of Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream ice cream, enough pillows and blankets to clothe a third world nation, the troll version of Mean Girls, and a small closet to barricade himself in. Life, despite how hectic and terrible and dramatic and like Junior High School it's been lately, is good.
He is in his own tearstained and slightly sweaty world, and he is throwing the bitchfit of the century. ...Until it's interrupted by a conversation going a little like this:
hey KK
NOT HERE RIGHT BECAUSE I'M FUCKING BUSY DOING LEADERLY LEADER THINGS NOW PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE NEVER SINCE GO AWAY SOLLUX
KK biitch biitch moan you owe me a moviie niight and ii am collecting on that 2hiit riight the fuck now holla holla gurliie
FINE BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH ROOM
SINCE I'M NOT LEAVING THIS CLOSET
HELL MAY FREEZE OVER AND THE SKIES MAY VOMIT FIERY LOATHING ON THE LANDS BELOW
BUT I WILL NOT
FUCKING
LEAVE THIS POSITION
ii wiill be there 2oon
and ii wiill leave my douchebaggiiene22 on
We suddenly realize that there is a very good reason I don't play Sollux.
what ; karkat tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter (because terezi went on a date with dave and nothing will ever be beautiful). sollux is being a good friend and is putting up with karkat's impromptu mancave slumber party. however, sollux also has a raging flushcrush on the universe's most oblivious troll, and karkat is convinced he will NEVER FEEL PITY AGAAAAIIINNNNNN
where ; nondescript closet in the troll treehive
when ; wednesday, august 24, starting at 7 pm exact [see what's happening here?]
warning(s) ; linda, lifetime movie references, gratuitous use of the f bomb
Karkat has three pints of Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream ice cream, enough pillows and blankets to clothe a third world nation, the troll version of Mean Girls, and a small closet to barricade himself in. Life, despite how hectic and terrible and dramatic and like Junior High School it's been lately, is good.
He is in his own tearstained and slightly sweaty world, and he is throwing the bitchfit of the century. ...Until it's interrupted by a conversation going a little like this:
hey KK
NOT HERE RIGHT BECAUSE I'M FUCKING BUSY DOING LEADERLY LEADER THINGS NOW PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE NEVER SINCE GO AWAY SOLLUX
KK biitch biitch moan you owe me a moviie niight and ii am collecting on that 2hiit riight the fuck now holla holla gurliie
FINE BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH ROOM
SINCE I'M NOT LEAVING THIS CLOSET
HELL MAY FREEZE OVER AND THE SKIES MAY VOMIT FIERY LOATHING ON THE LANDS BELOW
BUT I WILL NOT
FUCKING
LEAVE THIS POSITION
ii wiill be there 2oon
and ii wiill leave my douchebaggiiene22 on
We suddenly realize that there is a very good reason I don't play Sollux.