A pair of lists 'CAUSE I'M LAZYnamesnotprowlDecember 23 2011, 04:03:24 UTC
FROM BARRICADE All the Cybertronians (that are robutts) get two cubes of highgrade from his super-special stock. Convoy gets a trashy Harlequin romance novel for the lulz, and the first three Fast and Furious movies to make up for it. Soundwave (the Prime one) gets a burlap sack full of coal. Shockwave gets a hand-made guide to the care and feeding of the fauna from Barricade's version of Cybertron. Skyfire gets a pair of pillows. Optimus Prime gets a disc with information Barricade has collected about several versions of Cybertron and their wars; it includes video footage. Ratchet gets an action figure. Knock Out gets a year's supply of Turtle Wax products (so he doesn't have to find them himself). Alex and Dana Mercer both receive personal keys to get in and out of The Rail Yard. Dana gets a copy of the live-action Transformers movie on DVD (since Barricade has it recorded) and a DVD player and TV to watch it with. Alex gets an awkward apology about that thing with the mistletoe this because Barricade can't resist in-jokes. Jin Tian gets a cat tree.
FROM ROOKIE All the Halolz get a jar of dirt with Yevgenney's speech about it not just being dirt taped to the bottom. Every adult humanoid he knows gets a copy of the Kama Sutra. O'Brien gets the Mongoose and a book about de-stressing. Jun gets a selection of exotic meat. Emile gets a halberd. Thom gets a desktop zen rock garden. Alejandro gets copper calla lilies in a vase to remind him he's always worth getting flowers for. Donut gets a fabulous necklace.
All the Cybertronians (that are robutts) get two cubes of highgrade from his super-special stock.
Convoy gets a trashy Harlequin romance novel for the lulz, and the first three Fast and Furious movies to make up for it.
Soundwave (the Prime one) gets a burlap sack full of coal.
Shockwave gets a hand-made guide to the care and feeding of the fauna from Barricade's version of Cybertron.
Skyfire gets a pair of pillows.
Optimus Prime gets a disc with information Barricade has collected about several versions of Cybertron and their wars; it includes video footage.
Ratchet gets an action figure.
Knock Out gets a year's supply of Turtle Wax products (so he doesn't have to find them himself).
Alex and Dana Mercer both receive personal keys to get in and out of The Rail Yard.
Dana gets a copy of the live-action Transformers movie on DVD (since Barricade has it recorded) and a DVD player and TV to watch it with.
Alex gets an awkward apology about that thing with the mistletoe this because Barricade can't resist in-jokes.
Jin Tian gets a cat tree.
FROM ROOKIE
All the Halolz get a jar of dirt with Yevgenney's speech about it not just being dirt taped to the bottom.
Every adult humanoid he knows gets a copy of the Kama Sutra.
O'Brien gets the Mongoose and a book about de-stressing.
Jun gets a selection of exotic meat.
Emile gets a halberd.
Thom gets a desktop zen rock garden.
Alejandro gets copper calla lilies in a vase to remind him he's always worth getting flowers for.
Donut gets a fabulous necklace.
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