"Never Have I Ever" Meme!

[manipul8trix]

Meme time? Meme time.

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[derpbert]

Um... n-never have I ever...

[ shit, John, come up with SOMETHING that'll make other people drink! ]

Never have I ever had sloppy makeouts!

[ ...shit, that wasn't something he actually wanted to admit to never doing. ]

[timeturntable]

[ See how drunk Dave is? He's only getting worse with that next shot.

He raises an eyebrow at John, and calmly - without a hint of slur in his voice - ]

Should work on fixing that, man. I mean, if there are people you might want to try that sort of shit with.

[ okay wow that wasn't very subtle

okay wow he's just kind of tilting his head in vriska's direction

repeatedly ]

[derpbert]

Uh.

[ ...okay, he's not trying to muffle a giggle or anything at Dave's... complete lack of subtle. Really ]

Um.

That...

[ whisper ] She's kind of taken. By the other me. That would be weird.

[timeturntable]

Dude, are you honestly saying you wouldn't make out with both of them at once? Fuck, man, not really my place to judge, but- damn. Don't know what you're missing out.

[ Just going to drink again now. Calmly, casually- ]

Least that's the way it looks every time Pink and Orange go at it. They made a threeway self-cest thing happen, don't see why it wouldn't work with you.

[derpbert]

What? No! Ew, that's just... weird! Why would I want to kiss myself, I don't even--

[ Thankfully he's not too drunk to realise he shouldn't say he doesn't even like himself. Not that he has a problem with other!him, he's sure other!him is way cooler than he is! But... yeah. ]

I-it would just be weird, is all.

[heterochromiia]

Oh, you dick.

[ CHUG ]

[derpbert]

[ sheepish ]

Sorry. Um.

On the downside, I've never had sloppy makeouts. So...

[fuckinfeelins]

[I am not surviving the night.

Drinks.]

This one I don't regret drinkin' to, though.

[derpbert]

[mutters that he was very stupid for choosing that and is he the ONLY PERSON who hasn't had makeouts before? ]

[brbvirmire]

[drinks, because there's no makeouts quite like Shepard makeouts]

You've got time.

[derpbert]

Guess so. Just feels like I'm the only person I know who hasn't. [ which SUCKS, for the record. ]

[brbvirmire]

I doubt it.

[derpbert]

[ glances over at the various Trolls and kids, kind of dubiously. ...yeah, he's pretty sure they've all had makeouts at least once. ]

Well. Um. If you say so.

[destinist]

[doesn't drink!! she has done some kissing, but never any sloppy makeouts. gasp.]

It's okay, neither have I!

[derpbert]

[ SHOOOOOCK :O ]

Really?

Wow, I kind of thought I was the only one. [ sheepish ]

[destinist]

Well, you're not! There's nothing wrong with it either, you know. [let us both be the chastest people forever and ever]