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[legislacerator]

HEADCANON MEME

1. Comment in the post listing your characters.
2. Other will reply with the name of one of your characters
3. You list three things that are your headcanon for that character.Alternatively, someone can ask you a specific question about the headcanon you have for a certain character. This gives you the option to answer questions

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[cmdr_renegade]

Commander Jane Shepard - cmdr_renegade
Dug - dug_the_dog

[cmdr_renegade]

A few fun facts:

Basic info: Earthborn/Survivor/Vanguard. Dated Kaidan, now Garrus, and loves the cutscene pistol like it's her firstborn.

--English isn't her first language.

--Shepard resorts to torture at about the same time most people start adding 'please' onto previously refused requests. She sees nothing wrong with this.

--Shepard loves dinosaurs. This probably explains why she is completely down with dating a turian.

I am not sure if this is sufficient to constitute the inside scoop. :|a

[cmdr_renegade]

Dinosaurs, man, DINOSAURS.

Her first language was French! She learned English (and the proper way to express sheer unadulterated impatience and/or hatred) from an old woman she very nearly lived with, picked up some in various gangs, and perfected it upon joining the military.

Then everyone got universal translators so what the fuck ever. She very, very rarely strays out of English but almost always dreams in French. This can result in really weird moments when people don't sound like she expects.

[notsoloyal]

dug dug dug dug duuuuug

[dug_the_dog]

-Dug wakes up promptly at 5:40 every morning. After which he will bother Logan, specifically, for anywhere between 20 and 40 minutes and then proceed to scratch on the back door until he is allowed outside. He will sit there, stare at things, scratch until he is let back in, remember that he has to use the bathroom ten minutes later, and then scratch to be let out.

-Hot dogs make Dug sad. Not because they remind him of anything, he just never manages to remember that they are not dogs. Not that he understands that they are ground up meat, he just does not like it when he is hot and they seem very hot. SO he is sad.

-When he is sleeping on the bed, some part of him must be draped over some part of Logan at all times. This often results in shenanigans.

[savor_last_shot]

Shepard's thoughts on having to stand trial for alleged "genocide".

Because we all know Batarians aren't people.

[cmdr_renegade]

"So, for all of you who aren't from Earth, I'll let you in on a secret: Our justice system has more tape than an Asari stripclub.

Assuming they can find someone ballsy enough to try and subpoena me, I'll still be on the books when Sovereign's and Harbinger's buddies crash the party.

If there's a courthouse still standing after the fact, I'll tell them just where they can cram the leftover robot shrapnel."