IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[scratchback]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦ Post with your character.
♣ Respond to others asking for a Truth or Dare
♠ If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.
♥ If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.
♦ If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.
♣ You can only lie when you're answering a Truth,

Comments

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[thereforeiham]

[chozobloodrites]

Truth or death.

I mean dare. Slipped.

[thereforeiham]

I will accept any dare you provide, my dear.

[chozobloodrites]

Tell a human how much you love them. Truly, deeply, sincerely love their existence.

[thereforeiham]

That is utterly disgusting. But very well.

[chozobloodrites]

Go to it.

[supernova1006]

Why don't you go fall into a black hole and be crushed into a thin string of subparticles in super slow motion due to time dilation so that you are in a constant state of suffering for all of eternity I mean truth or dare.

[thereforeiham]

Someone seems very sensitive today.

Truth.

[supernova1006]

Was there ever a time when you felt compassion, friendship, love even?

[thereforeiham]

...That is not within my emotional spectrum.

[supernova1006]

Ever wish it was?

[thereforeiham]

Yes.

Every day I became self-aware. Yes.

[supernova1006]

[That surprises him.] Then why don't you ask? All these programmers here, someone could give that to you. And don't give me the "I hate humans blah blah" line, if you really wanted it you could have made someone do it.

[thereforeiham]

I do hate humanity. I would not let them sink their fingers into my processor! They made me what I am.

And because I cannot ask. I am what I am.

[supernova1006]

[UGH GOSH.] Then jeez, ask one of the nonhuman programmers! Sure you can't ask directly, but you're such a clever, evil jerk, I'm sure you could ask indirectly.

[thereforeiham]

Ah, yes, and I suppose I should just have a stranger reprogram me. Because that would not be unwise in the least.