Dark Future Meme (as requested)

Jun 20, 2011 21:59

DARK FUTURE MEME
[We know who it is we want. We have a collective mind.
We don't miss a single step. We're always right behind.
We know we serve someone else. We have swallowed our pride.
We march to this tune of loss. We take this in our stride.]

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Ten years later, humanity and the synthetic life on the station are at odds ( Read more... )

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sfx_balls June 21 2011, 08:17:39 UTC
Name: Jack Noir
Current location: Asphodel
Current Physical Appearance: Older, starting to go grey by now, jeez. He still wears classy suits and bathes rarely. He also has A MILLION MORE ROBOPARTS which now include both arms, both eyes, everything from the waist-down, and most of his organs. He also has sharp metal teeth because I find the concept hilarious. His scar map has greatly expanded due to those roborgans listen above. He also wears fake skin over his right hand because too many roboparts kind of freak him out.
Summary: SO. ROBOPARTS. Jack may not be the most talented cyborg, but if nothing else he's proven he's very good at adjusting to suddenly having more mechanical bits. This also makes him a good guinea pig for what sorts of roboparts are compatible with human bodies. He was taken early on in the war and used for testing and experimentation (IRONY), leading to most of his body being replaced with mechanical parts. It sucked. A lot. The horrific torture kind of suck. Luckily enough, he was rescued before he lost all of his humanity. It was probably by Karkat because Jack is a douche and doesn't have many friends.

Physically, he healed surprisingly quick, because he is Jack Fucking Noir and not even getting cut in half can slow him down. But mentally, it's been much slower. Some days he acts just like he was before -- a hissy screechy stabby asshole who loves shitty puns and old mobster movies -- but other days he'll just freeze up completely and turn into a terrified wreck. Robots fucked him up good. His own mechanical limbs freak him out sometimes. And whenever Hypatia is brought up? Pure bloodthirsty rage. He's nowhere near stable enough to take her on yet, but damned if he doesn't make it sound like he's ready. In fact, Hypatia has become the new object of his undying hate. Pantsless isn't off the hook, of course, and he still thinks Striders are douchebags, but since his rescue he hasn't made a single attempt to kill any Daves. Progress??

anyway he lives in a carboard box outside wherever the fuck Karkat lives. He throws sand around it sometimes and puts on CDs of beachsounds. JUST LIKE HOME.

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memorymodus June 21 2011, 11:43:55 UTC
Jade doesn't know why she puts up with Jack, but she does all the same -- probably because sometimes, he can almost be nice, especially since he stopped trying to kill Daves. She comes to visit almost every day and politely puts up with the smell (though occasionally, she has to force him into a bathtub because jesus jack you stink.

It's mid-afternoon, and Jade is carrying a brown bag full of food to the cardboard box and knocking on the side. "Hey, anyone home?"

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sfx_balls June 22 2011, 03:02:54 UTC
He doesn't mind the forced bathing too much, really. He just sort of forgets about that sometimes. Also, he doesn't own a bathtub.

Jack stabs the flap open (after he hides his sketchbook that no one is allowed to see ever by sticking it inconspicuously under the shitty ammo pile). He looks grumpy, but he's always grumpy, so no one is surprised. The grumpiness goes down slightly when he sees it's Jade. It's impossible to keep a high level of grumpiness around her, she is just too damn cheerful.

"Not like I've got anywhere else to be." Also eyeing that bag because surprise, he still sucks at taking care of himself, way to fail Jack.

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memorymodus June 22 2011, 03:20:01 UTC
"You never know, you could be busy! I don't really know what you'd be doing, but-- oh. It's for you!" Jade's learned to cook in ten years, since apparently none of the Striders could even boil water. She's not the best, but given that they live off of what they can find and steal, it's pretty damn good.

"A sandwich. Sorry, I didn't have any more..." She tosses the bag to him and sits down right outside the box.

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