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[gawdamn]

Can't say I've ever been in a position where there were doppelgangers of members of my team. Well, save for that one time. But then again, there's just some alien species were it's impossible to make heads and tails of between them, I don't care how "open minded" you are. But let's stay on point, yeah?

This..."altnerate universe" theory that's all

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[idkmybffedi]

[Have a surprised snort at that last bit, immediately fading into hysterical laughter. He has nothing to say. Nothing whatsoever.]

[gawdamn]

A real riot, that.

[idkmybffedi]

Okay, yeah, so you might need a trauma shrink, but think about Garrus. More specifically, the look on his face hearing you say that. It's a beautiful thing, sir.

[gawdamn]

Don't care what his face does, it's his feet who's direction I'm attempting to alter.

Cut the 'sir' shit, Joker. I'm not your bloody father or someone who ever had bars on their shoulders.

[idkmybffedi]

Yeah, I know. But I figure, you've got the guns and the credits, so a 'sir' every once in a while can't hurt. [He's joking. Maybe. He would prefer not to get shot, though, that part's true. Oh, and also the part about needing credits, thanks to EDI. So... tl;dr he's joking yet not.]

[gawdamn]

Are you angling for something, pilot?

[idkmybffedi]

Not specifically? Just... generally being on your good side.

[gawdamn]

Mmmhmm. You're more full of shit than the droids that run the sewage system.

[idkmybffedi]

But hey, at least it's good for a laugh?