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Can't say I've ever been in a position where there were doppelgangers of members of my team. Well, save for that one time. But then again, there's just some alien species were it's impossible to make heads and tails of between them, I don't care how "open minded" you are. But let's stay on point, yeah?
This..."altnerate universe" theory that's all ( Read more... )
This..."altnerate universe" theory that's all ( Read more... )
[Vriska holds up two magic eight-balls to the camera.]
One of them is a paradox clone. And the universe haaaaaaaates those. So much. And it always finds a way of getting rid of them! In the most fatal and messy of ways. [And... SMASH. One of the eight-balls is now a shattered pile of plastic.]
So I guess what I'm saying is - relax! That little problem of yours is totally going to solve itself before you know it.
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Seriously, Vriska. Paradox clone is not the correct term here. Or I sure hope for your sake it isn't, since it would mean that as a paradox clone you'd be doomed yourself.
Not like that matters here.
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Oooooooobviously.
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A paradox clone is someone created through ectobiology. That's why the word clone is included. I really hope you know what ectobiology means because I sure as hell am not explaining that here.
Multiple versions of the same person existing through time travel are not clones. They are simply different instances of the same person. Whether they are doomed because of unstable time loops or not, only a complete moron who doesn't know how time works would think they aren't all equally real.
Did you get any of that? Maybe I should draw you a fucking diagram.
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[SRS THOUGHTFUL FACE.] But yes, actually, I would loooooooove a diagram. I mean, obviously you explaining this shit with words just isn't working! Maybe because every time you speak all I hear is "bluh bluh I'm a big dumb stupid featherbeast bluh bluh look at my shitty wings bluh".
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All I'm getting out of this is one of these supposed universes have a lot of you noisy gray kids and not one of them like to make a whole lot of sense. Damned glad I wasn't born in that one.
Clones I get, but what's this "Doomed paradox" the black-haired one went on about?
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But okay. Time. It's like... Okay. I'll put this really simply so you can understand it.
[SHE WON'T. SOB.]
Right. So there's a real timeline, right? The alpha timeline. The timeline where everything happens like it should!
Now. Say in the alpha timeline you were supposed to... I don't know. Make a sandwich. But you decided to say "fuck this predestination shit, I'm going to eat some grubloaf instead".
That would take you off the alpha timeline and into an offshoot timeline. And offshoot timelines are doooooooomed! So you'd eventually end up dead. I dunno, maybe your grubloaf was poisoned or something. It's not important ( ... )
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"Eventually end up dead?" Shit, well in that case I guess I've been living in one of your offshoot timelines, considering my track record. You got a hell of a way of explaining things, though, I'll give you that much.
Can't say I buy it, but, beats nothing. A for effort.
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Anyway, Zaeed, just because there are two versions of the same person running around doesn't mean one of them has to be doomed. That's only in case the timeloop isn't stable. I don't know the details so I can't say for sure what you're dealing with.
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[ At least he thought it was a kid. Of indeterminate species. ]
Damned if I knew what I was dealing with, myself. All I know is the chain of command just had the nastiest hiccup.
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[Shrug.]
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but i just couldnt come up with anything that you could understand
so instead i drew a little something
it relates to your recent plight
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Ok how the fuck did you know it was my dice that got taken.
Did you guess? Or have you 8een h8cking my PRIV8 COMMUNIC8TIONS????????
Or w8
Did that crazy lady give them to 8ro already?
Fuck!
FUCK!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU, I'm going to find where you 8ulgefuckers live and I'll fucking kill
I will MAIM YOUR COLL8CTIVE HUM8N 8SSES SO H8RD FOR TH8S!!!!!!!!
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wait what
i actually guessed right
haha that is awesome
wait no
bro getting his hands on them
now that would be awesome
sadly it appears they have been taken by
........
a rival
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Some8ody already told me that the thief was going to give them to 8ro, ok, don't even try to cover this shit up!
UGH. Fuck you guys!
YOU'LL 8E SORRY!!!!!!!!
[RAGEQUITS LIKE WHOA because this is not going her way at ALL with laskjl; the dice and the cluckbeasts and fffff COOL SPACE BANDIT GUY THINKS DAVESPRITE IS A ~BRIGHT KID~ WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT]
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