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[raptorwithagun]

[He is oh proud of himself.]

Red.

I have left you something at the York-human's den.

I hope you will enjoy it.

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video;

[screeee]

[Red looks so delighted. A gift? For her? She trots on over to York's apartment and--]

[JOYFUL SCREEE that is over a hundred pounds of dead tortoise oozing into the carpets.]

video;

[raptorwithagun]

[Red Snout preens. Oh he is so proud and happy she likes her gift.]

[howkickassiam]

...uh. What....exactly did we leave at my den?

[raptorwithagun]

I will come and show you, yes! Red likes it very much. [He's totally coming over to hit on your buddy, York.]

[howkickassiam]

...Red showed you where we lived, huh? Let's uh, try to keep that kind of quiet, okay?

[raptorwithagun]

Of course! I am very good at keeping quiet.

audio;

[alaspooryork]

Perhaps we should consider a tile floor.

[Cause the carpet in their apartment already hates them.]

[has_a_hardline]

What the fuck...