PLUSH RUMP [not on the main comm; anonymous post to the porn channels]
[Hi Singularity. How is your evening? Good? Are you using your hard-earned credits to take a look at some of Singularity's fine pornographic channels?]
[Well, if you are, you might notice a new one! It just went up today, in fact.]
YOUR NUMBER ONE SOURCE FOR FUZZY FUN
[Clicking on the various links takes you to previews of videos of uh... wow. Just um. What are those puppets... doing...]
[good god are they - oh jesus]
[You take a quick gander at the various links. Each requires you to have credits to access, but most are only one credit, and several have previews.]
[Some examples:]
SMUPPETS! (One Credit Per Episode) - All aboard for FROLICKSOME FUZZY FUN! The SMUPPETS and their pals BRITTANY, CHRISTINE, and HAROLD get together for plenty of EDUCATIONAL FUN SEXY TIMES. In this week's episode, BRITTANY gets involved in a LOVER'S SPAT between FUZZBUT and CUMBUCKET, while Christine explores her more EXTREME side with ROPEMONSTER, and HAROLD finds that SCATMAN lives up to his name!
SERRATED BLADE (One Credit) - With a dismembered puppet laying between them, two muppets wake up in the secure lair of a serial killer who's been nicknamed "PUZZLE" by the police because of his unusual calling card. They find recorded instructions in their pockets - One of them must vigorously fuck the other while dismembering him... or die.
ALF - THE ORIGINAL CUT(One Credit [for the whole series] - Painstakingly restored from the original master reels, here is the TV show ALF as it was meant to be seen. Watch previews of each episode before you buy!
Episode 1 - Willie's Ladder
Episode 2 - Mister Meatloaf
Episode 3 - End of the Bargain
Episode 4 - This Is Sparky
NEW! - BUCKET PALS (One Credit Per Episodes) - On the distant planet of PROXERIA, romance is a LOT more complicated than it is here on boring ol' Earth! Follow the adventures of the OGRE PALS as they figure out their sexuality together!
COMING SOON! - Have you ever wanted to INTERACT with the characters from your favorite PLUSH RUMP shows? Soon, you can! Thanks to Sacrosanct's state of the art holographic technology, you can order sultry BRITTANY, vicious PUZZLE, adorable ALF, or saucy SADALSUUD straight to your bedroom! If you can't wait, though, check out our STORE, where you can find fully functional plush versions of ALL our characters! Three credits per holographic pal; two for each large Plush Pal, one for each small Plush Pal.
[All of the episodes are really well done, clearly shot using hologram technology by someone who knows what he's doing. However, you can't seem to find who put up the site, and attempting to trace it gives you only AMBROSE MAXIMILIAN as the name as the owner]
[Apologies to Warren Ellis for stealing borrowing his Sex Puppets for the creation of the deliberately shitty banner]
[Well, if you are, you might notice a new one! It just went up today, in fact.]
YOUR NUMBER ONE SOURCE FOR FUZZY FUN
[Clicking on the various links takes you to previews of videos of uh... wow. Just um. What are those puppets... doing...]
[good god are they - oh jesus]
[You take a quick gander at the various links. Each requires you to have credits to access, but most are only one credit, and several have previews.]
[Some examples:]
SMUPPETS! (One Credit Per Episode) - All aboard for FROLICKSOME FUZZY FUN! The SMUPPETS and their pals BRITTANY, CHRISTINE, and HAROLD get together for plenty of EDUCATIONAL FUN SEXY TIMES. In this week's episode, BRITTANY gets involved in a LOVER'S SPAT between FUZZBUT and CUMBUCKET, while Christine explores her more EXTREME side with ROPEMONSTER, and HAROLD finds that SCATMAN lives up to his name!
SERRATED BLADE (One Credit) - With a dismembered puppet laying between them, two muppets wake up in the secure lair of a serial killer who's been nicknamed "PUZZLE" by the police because of his unusual calling card. They find recorded instructions in their pockets - One of them must vigorously fuck the other while dismembering him... or die.
ALF - THE ORIGINAL CUT(One Credit [for the whole series] - Painstakingly restored from the original master reels, here is the TV show ALF as it was meant to be seen. Watch previews of each episode before you buy!
Episode 1 - Willie's Ladder
Episode 2 - Mister Meatloaf
Episode 3 - End of the Bargain
Episode 4 - This Is Sparky
NEW! - BUCKET PALS (One Credit Per Episodes) - On the distant planet of PROXERIA, romance is a LOT more complicated than it is here on boring ol' Earth! Follow the adventures of the OGRE PALS as they figure out their sexuality together!
COMING SOON! - Have you ever wanted to INTERACT with the characters from your favorite PLUSH RUMP shows? Soon, you can! Thanks to Sacrosanct's state of the art holographic technology, you can order sultry BRITTANY, vicious PUZZLE, adorable ALF, or saucy SADALSUUD straight to your bedroom! If you can't wait, though, check out our STORE, where you can find fully functional plush versions of ALL our characters! Three credits per holographic pal; two for each large Plush Pal, one for each small Plush Pal.
[All of the episodes are really well done, clearly shot using hologram technology by someone who knows what he's doing. However, you can't seem to find who put up the site, and attempting to trace it gives you only AMBROSE MAXIMILIAN as the name as the owner]
[Apologies to Warren Ellis for stealing borrowing his Sex Puppets for the creation of the deliberately shitty banner]